CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[Autumn52]

Granted but Xandi throws you out of her bed

I wish you had not gotten your wish

[Starkweather]

Granted!

I'm allowed back in the bed!

But I still have four arms. xD

I wish I didn't have four arms.

[Autumn52]

Granted and now all is well in Xandi land only now the aliens have come for you

I wish I could pilot a plane

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But the aliens blew up your plane.

I wish the aliens were gone!

[Autumn52]

Granted no aliens only now there are 20 bikers to deal with

I wish I had some breakfast that tasted good

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But you can't eat it.

I wish the bikers hadn't killed me and raped my dead body.

[Autumn52]

Granted the bikers did not kill you they killed me and raped my dead body (thanks alot)

I wish there were no bikers in Xandi land unless they are friendly ones

[Starkweather]

Granted! But you will not be brought back from the dead.

I wish Xandi was brought back from the dead.

[Autumn52]

Granted Xandi now is the living dead

I wish I had never died

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But now you are stripped of your zombie immortality.

I wish I was a wizard.

[Autumn52]

Granted by none of your magic ever works

I wish I was a witch

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But your magic always backfires.

I wish we were witches and wizards with working and non-backfiring magic.

[Autumn52]

Granted but no one wants to be in our coven (humm that might not be so bad)

I wish I had more RP's going

[Starkweather]

Granted! But they all suck.

I wish Earth would explode.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted, but then the museum sends you a bill for $1 million to pay for the globe you blew up.

I wish there were fewer needy people.

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But now all of them want you.

I wish the Universe would end.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted.  Now we all exist in an alternate universe.

I wish cheese tasted better.

[Raven41174]

Granted, but now everything tastes the same.

I wish I only had a 4 day work week, 10 consecutive hours each day for 4 consecutive days.

[Kaiten]

Granted, but the next 3 days you work nights for 3 consecutive days.

I wish that I had a monkey that would do what I wish ^^

[Raven41174]

Granted, but before you can ask him to do anything, he dies

I wish the economy would recover

[Scribbles]

Granted, but since you didn’t specify where Iran now has a strong enough economy to fund and sustain several nukes. Happy days!

I wish that the person below me be horrible at corrupting wishes and can only make them better!

Take that would be corruptor!

[Raven41174]

Granted, but since you did not specify what should be made better, it made they're capability of corrupting wishes better.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Scribbles]

Granted, you now know to wish Scribbles as ruler of the world.  ;D

I wish only good things for the poster below me.  O:)

[Raven41174]

Granted, he now knows not to make Scribbles the ruler :P

I wish for nothing

[Lone]

Granted, and now you want something.

I wish my Co-DM was online to send me my damned books!