Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Despairs

#11125
Darling, I adore you. However you're too extreme even for me. One more thing, I know you said not to touch your ride, however I took the liberty of tricking it out for you. I even included a voice recognition module. See you around.
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Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

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Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Songbird

Dear DD,

When you told me you were going on a spiritual quest by being voluntarily isolated in a dark, quiet place, I didn't think you meant six months imprisoned in the Pit of Doom! I have needs, and I'm simply not prepared to wait that long to get my jollies. We're through.

Don't call me when you get out.

Songbird

PS- I've left your collection of antique scourges at your mom's house. I think she was less surprised than I was.
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Amelita

I wish I could handle all your complications, Songbird, but you're just too tangled up and tied down for me to really reach you. You know? I need someone who can be free with me and unrestrained. There's someone out there for you, someone other than me  :'(

Farewell  :-*


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Ephemeral

Amelita, I wish I could say that I knew you were faithful to me, but those hand prints on the back of your thighs tell me all I need to know. Goodbye!

Despairs

#11129
You said and I quote " Feel free to experiment dear." To me that meant I could finally test out the destroyer 5000, a death ray to use on those pesky neighbors, always butting into other people's affairs. How the hell was I supposed to know you were talking about exploring kinks? Next time be more specific. I am sorry about the cat, in my defense it tried to kill me. Good-bye.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Aiden

DD,

crazy is only fun if it matches the sex...sadly it hasnt.


Dont call me unless its for a booty call.

Amelita

I'm so sorry, I can't do this anymore. You're great and all, but I can't be at it 24/7! A woman needs sleep and water!

Don't lose my number, though...  ::)


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Despairs

I can't take it anymore. I have caught you thrice, cheating on me with my best friend. I forgave you twice, but three strikes and I am out. Have a nice a life and happy birthday.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Amelita

 :o

You said "Babe, I'm all tied up! Go get my best friends!" so... I did.

I've been deceived!

You don't get to break up with me, I am breaking up with you.

Hmph!



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Despairs

#11134
As in go, explain the situation to them so that they can help me. Not go and screw them. I gave you my heart and you ripped it out, cut it into pieces and burned it to ashes. I am done with women and you. Your Birthday gift is in the garage, if you don't like it you can burn it.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Amelita

And there you go again, getting yourself into some crazy trouble and expecting me to get you out of it... And getting mad at me when I innocently misunderstand your super vague directions  O:)

We really are done, aren't we.

Keep my gift, maybe you can use it to bribe yourself out of trouble next time ::)


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Despairs

Bullshit! You are a smart woman with six degrees. I fail to understand how you innocently misunderstood my words. I can't keep or return the gift, so you're stuck with it. Besides, you need it more than me. It was fun while it lasted.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Amelita

Well darlin'. Three times side stepping, maybe it wasn't just as fun as you thought.

Ciao!


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Despairs

You refuse to eat my cooking. Am I that bad of a cook? Also, why do you leave your underwear wherever you please? I found one of them on top of the fridge. Your anger scares me, last time you got angry, you threw a microwave at me. I am sorry, if I stick around any longer I may end up in the graveyard.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Nowherewoman

It's not the darkness.  It's not the despair.

It's that you got your despair in my darkness!

Go, and never darken my despair again!
Instead of obsessing on the person you want to be, focus on who you DON'T want to be. It's much easier to not do certain things than to break your head on some ideal of yourself.

When the dust settles, you may find out you've become who you were supposed to be all along.

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Zadaris

Christmas?! You know I celebrate Festivus!

How dare you mock my values! We're through!
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Deamonbane

I'm afraid I can't date someone whose values I can't mock. We had a good run and I wish you all the best.
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Amelita

You're just too nice. I can't be the bitchy one all the time. Can you please either be an asshole once in a while or we're done.

...yeah I thought so!


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Kaspider

Amelita, where have you been? No message, no email, no PM? We're done unless you PM me. We're done. Line in a stone.
I don't see the future. I don't worry about the past. Now's all I have.


Amelita

Ugh you're so dependant! I can't breathe with you constantly requiring my attention. PM, email, message... I think it's time for some extended alone time, Kasp.


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Insanityenviesme

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Merry Gentry

Dearest Insanity... 
Usually in my relationships I'm the hot n sexy one... you're just a bit too much for me...
I need to be the star of this show.  You're out.  Buh bye.. 
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Despairs

#11147
You want more than I can give. We had some good times though, I will never forget the day I decide to teach how to shoot a revolver and you ended up shooting a damned human, whose time had come. Instead of a head shot, you aimed for the man's family jewel's. I can still hear his screams of agony and see the horrified look on your face. I am also getting tired of you complaining about me coming home at midnight and scaring you while you are sleeping. I will miss you dearly, but it's best if we part ways. 
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Merry Gentry

Dearest Dark,
     I do care for you.. but the constant gun play is getting old.
You never even put them down!  I need someone I can hold hands with..
You are out Sir.  Please close the door as you go.
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Kaspider

Dear Merry,

For how long I have been waiting in my bed for you. Waiting for you to open the door and enter. But you're taking too long. And I'm very impatient. For that reason, I am going to go solo in my bed.
I don't see the future. I don't worry about the past. Now's all I have.