Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Tise

Flower I'm sorry this happened. Trust me I wanted nothing more than to fulfill your needs but the truth is your flower is really a venus fly trap that was extremely hard to please. Even after I gave it my all it still would not let me out. Sorry but after the last time I just could not do it anymore. Big johnny down there started off black. Now he's completely white   :'(.
Sorry but I just can't do it again. I wish the next guy much stamina and luck.
Not All Who Wonder Are Lost

Snapespersephone

It's not you it's me. I need a real man to take care of my needs and well our girlfriend said you couldn't satisfy her sorry
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

cptBacon

Yo Snape, you're cool and all, but, uh, I gotta do something different. Maybe if you didn't sit on the floor so much, things could be different. I'm out.
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ladia2287

Oh God, you and your damned tattoos! They are not cool or attractive Bacon. I think it's about time I found someone else who doesn't feel the need to fill his epidermis with poisonous ink!

Insanityenviesme

Do you know how hard it is to digest advice about tattoos from a Drew Barrymore lookalike? This is just too much, actually it is the last straw.
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

ladia2287

Says the guy who thinks it's a good idea to screw some naked slut in the middle of a corridor.

Just leave. I've had enough of your cheating.

Insanityenviesme

Ah -gasps aghast- But you were the one who said our relationship needed a little spice. I can't handle these mixed signals.
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

ladia2287

I said last night's dinner needed a little spice. Just go already. You've broken my heart.

Tise

Ladia I just realized that I like asian women......so sorry I'm dumping you.
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Chasseybaby

Tise, I can't handle these stupid blind dates, it was cute for awhile but now I'm breaking with you for someone who has an avatar....

saphireMARIE

I cant take the lack of clothes around everyone! Treat me like you want me and I may change my mind. -walks out or something-

Chasseybaby

Lack of clothes?! Lack of clothes?! At lest keep your top on when your cheating on me! *waves at you away angry but holding the tears at bay*

Tise

So I'm a blood and your hair is blue. Yeah this isn't going to work out. Bye
Not All Who Wonder Are Lost

ladia2287

You're not even approved? I have standards Tise. Bubye.

Chasseybaby

I dont understand why you had to spend all that money just to look like Drew Barrymore?! This has gotten way out of hand, Im leaving...

Insanityenviesme

You have too many rules. This isn't going to work

And you just ninja'd me, which is even worse..
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

Snapespersephone

I was fine with you and your hall sluts, but when you called her your pet it was to far so I am leaving you and taking my food with me
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Chasseybaby

You knew this when we dated, that how I caught you cheating! *Ninja vanish*

You didnt pay for that food! Come back with my ice cream!

Insanityenviesme

Oh, I was calling you pet, you silly girl. If you can't even understand that, then maybe it is best that we leave...

Ohmigosh, you're an ice-cream freak? I'm an ice-cream freak too. Thats too much freak in one relationship.
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

Chasseybaby

Thats right, and I was sharing it with your girlfriend down the hall, she likes her sundaes in bed ;P

Insanityenviesme

She wasn't my girlfriend. And if you couldn't even figure that out, we're done
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

Chasseybaby

Oh Im sorry, your 'girl' 'friend' 'with benefits' I tend to get those mixed up. ;P It was over five minutes ago...

TaintedAndDelish

#8847
Dear Chasseybaby,

I can't live with myself any more. I'm not the straight shooting farmer that you thought I was.  I mean, I'm not like into Bob and Earl or anything.. sheesh, that would be down right freaky and wrong. The Lord would smite me for that kinda stuff... though as I think about it, it *would* be kinda hot if his wife, Betty, was all worked up and got us to fool around with each other before diving into her from both ends... but eh... where was I?  Oh right! I'm leaving you for Betty.

Good bye.

Chasseybaby

O.O You jerk! You broke up with me in a note?! That's fine go, don't come back when betty gets tired of your whining. And don't think to come back to me cause were done!

Oh and PS I'm keeping the flat screen!

ladia2287

I'm really hurt that you couldn't at least tell me you were the latest centrefold for playboy magazine. Just get out of here, please.