Bad Tasteless Jokes

[King_Furby]

I read an article the other day about bad jokes, which got me thinking of what ones i knew. I am sure alot of us know at least one. Share please.

This was the joke listed in the article.
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?"
A. Nothing a chimney cant talk.

One a friend told me a long time ago and my favorite bad joke especially if you yell out the answer
"How do you stop a clown from laughing?"
A. HIT IT IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE

Other side, i only remember 2 aside from the chicken one. But there are tons and tons of these.
"Why did the lion cross the road?"
A. To get to the other pride.

"Why did the mcdonalds employee cross the road?"
A. To get to the other fri