Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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InDeCiSive

Granted.  You are now an egg in your mother's ovary and sperm resting peacefully in your father's scrotum. 

I wish I had a money tree small enough to fit in my apartment.  (money bush?)

Haven

Your wish is granted.  You now have a money tree small enough to fit in your apartment.  Sadly, your apartment is burglarized.

I wish we had a shower at work.

CallMeCheesecake

Granted  ;D But the water that comes out of it is nasty sewer water and there isn't soap.

I wish Tom Felton was in my bed right now... ;)
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Haven

Tom Felton is in your bed right now.  But he is in a coma.  I am terribly sorry.

I wish Tom Hardy was under my skirt right now.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  He's not under the skirt you're wearing, however.  Nor will he ever be.

I wish for a cold drink.
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seffer

Granted, you get a glass of cold beer, so cold that it's freezing.

I wish for a cure to lethal diseases such as cancer, AIDS, etc.

Daoine Sidhe

Interesting.  I wonder what I could do with a frozen beer...

Granted!  You cure all lethal diseases.  Unfortunately, your fame gets you noticed.  You are abducted by aliens who demand that you cure all of their diseases, too.

I wish you could cure all of the aliens' diseases.
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seffer

Granted! In doing so I became the alien's god, which mean I'm stuck in their habitat... forever.

I wish I'm back in the earth, and that the aliens had forgotten about me.

Jclaymore

Granted, time is rewinded, and the events were altered. Now you never wished for that cure...

I wish to transcend humanity and it's limits and become a true god.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Your lifeforce is entirely dependent upon people believing in you.  They never do, and you die seconds after becoming a god - never to be reborn again!

I wish you hadn't become a god.
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seffer

Granted. He becomes a dog instead.

I wish that the world is united.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Sorta.  The granter misread your wish and thought you said "untied."  As such, the world becomes untied, and deflates.

I wish the world were inflated again.
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Jclaymore

Granted, but the genie was too enthusiast, and accidentally over inflated it. The world exploded.

I wish I am a god that doesn't need to be believed in

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are a solid gold statue, incapable of thinking or moving.  One day, someone steals you and sells you on the black market for a large sum of money.  After a life of being passed around and sold to various unscrupulous people - and undergoing a lot of things no poor statute should ever have to endure - you are finally put on display in a museum.  Which shortly thereafter is swallowed up by a sudden sinkhole.

I wish for a good horror movie.
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seffer

Granted. It scares you so much that you faint out, and forget what it's all about.

I wish I can do martial arts.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are a master of the infamous Eyeball of Doom jujitsu.

I wish... I wish... I... what was I doing again?  I wish I knew what I was doing...
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seffer

Granted. You remembered that you're watched that horror movie. You watched it again and got the same effect.

I wish that you remember to get rid of that movie when you wake up next time.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now, having forgotten all about the movie except that I needed to get rid of it, I remain bored and looking for a good horror movie.

I wish ... for a CUPCAKE!  (of doom)
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seffer

Granted. A cupcake monster arrives... and eat you.

I wish you're not eaten by the cupcake monster.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It eats you, instead.

I wish there was no cupcake monster.
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seffer

Granted. The cupcake monster dissolved. We're back to being bored.

I wish for something exciting to happen.

Jclaymore

granted, I happen

I wish that Seffer would be really excited

seffer

Granted. I feel so excited that I... don't know what I'm going to wish next.

I wish I know what I wanted to wish!

Jclaymore

granted. You now know that you want to wish what you wanted to wish, but since you already wished that wish, you're left with a sudden feeling of emptiness, not knowing what to do next.

I wish something would fill that emptiness.

seffer

Granted. Madness filled the emptiness, and I took over the world.

I wish that the economy will collapse.