Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Stone

Yeah, that new look you think is so rad? If I wanted to fuck Thane, I'd go fuck Thane! Git.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

impishcharm

Dearest Stone,

I can't do this anymore. People are concerned. I always have hand-shaped bruises on my neck and it's drawing too much attention. And then all those weird looks for wearing scarves and turtlenecks in the summer!

I never thought I'd say this, but I need someone a little more gentle.

~Imp

You know you hypnotize me, always

blue bunny sparkle

Wait? What?

Gentle?


That's not what you told me! And you told me you were over the hand MONTHs ago! I see now that you have not been straight with me at all...

And you know how much I value honesty and integrity... and... those other things that people go on about!

See ya around...

Seara

Oh how can I say this, you a a great person but a horrible girlfriend. Constantally going to help your friends and leaving me home by my self. You give your all to everyone but me and I can't handle it any more. I am sorry but I am moving on and out. I need someone who will be there for me too.

Golden Spider

Babe, don't take this the wrong way, but I can't do this anymore. you are too clingy, too needy. I need someone that while, yes loves to spend time with me, doesn't get all worked up that I'm gonna hire a whore when I go get drinks with my friends!  and plus the way you keep shoplifting apples is plain weird. I hope you find someone, but that someone is not me
Here are my O/Os: http://bit.ly/1HmHtRE 

I have taken the Oath of the Drake: http://tinyurl.com/ptea68l

Moraline

You got me pregnant and ran away with my best friend then came crawling back to me. I think that's about all I need to say here. It's over, we are through. Maybe it's just the hormones talking but I'm so angry right now that I totally tore up all your clothes and trashed your computer. Just take what's left of your stuff and get out of my house.

Sincerely,

Your Cuddle Bunny


*edit*  XOXOX

blue bunny sparkle

Oh sure Moraline!

We were gonna be together FOREVER, us girls with our sexy girl parts! And you go and be with a dude? With a penis? And he gets you pregnant? Oh come on!

It kinda ruins it, you know. Because now, you're tainted with man cooties.

I can't abide the man cooties.

Good bye Moraline!

Stone

I liked you when your ears didn't sag.
When you wore a purse; not this granny bag.
And remember when your breasts were small?
Before you got them done like footballs?

Yeah, you could say I don't care much
For you anymore.

There's the door.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

blue bunny sparkle

Hand guy...

What was your name again?

I almost remember you...

blue bunny sparkle

Dear Red...

You are a bird. A bird that rejuvenates. I would have thought you'd be a little more open minded about the world and the delights it has to offer.

Don't pretend it was the ears that scared you... or the guns... it was fear of what you might desire that made you run away.

Until you can admit it, I am no longer yours.

Bunny + Guns


Cayenne

Dear Blue Bunny,

They say that once your entire arm  is inside someone there really isn't more intimacy left to discover. Like how they say to truly understand someone you have to walk a mile in their shoes - they somehow never thought of jamming their fist into that person's vagina.

I mean, it's not like I was particularly interested or fetish driven by it, but as a slightly competitive person I rather couldn't help myself eventually.  I mean, that first moment when your hand pops passed the knuckles and you gasp, and well, the person beneath you makes some kind of sudden drag of air squealing thing that temporarily distracts you from your internal or external monologues.

Like porn on the internet, as soon as you become numb to the normal, you seek out greater and greater thrills! Higher heights! Deep depths (Literally in this case).  I mean, it's not like I have particularly large hands, or wide wrists or anything, so I don't imagine I've ruined you for everyone, seeing as I'm leaving.  I'm sure some thick armed lesbian would still make you groan and squeal and stuff --

Not that I'm feeling guilty or anything, just that I feel like I know you too well now, like, more than I know myself.  To the point where I've considered some self exploration - but it's rather a frightening thing so I've decided just to live a normal life and put all this behind me.

I mean, everyone has some sorta, dark passed secret they eventually forget about right?

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not exactly sure you were the one I did all this with - makes me wonder if I'm just a shallow and bad person.

Anyway, we're still through!~

Lots of love, Cayenne~
"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


ONs & OFF

steele

My dearest Cayenne

I am afraid our journey must conclude from this moment. Your early morning sexual innuendos seemed rehearsed, not spontaneous as they once were, I'm sorry my love but I have become quite bored with your antics recently and ventured on to newer more exciting things. Perhaps a new bag of tricks for each of us will show promise in our quest for a more fulfilling life. .. Farewell my sweet..
If you can put it off till tomorrow ..perhaps its not worth doing at all.

Steele's OnOs  Steele's AAs

Cayenne

Dear Steele, or should I say, Sparkles McCool.

I realize now that I should have left my twilight fantasy away from someone of whom had a bad case of highly competitive mentality.  I have to admit, you getting on board with my sparkly vampire fantasy, as if they were made of some strange kind of shimmering gemstone was somewhat of a surprise, and that the first few times before it got ramped up to 11 were pretty accurate to my detailed fanfiction.

Though, it wasn't overly long until what was a subtle amount of glimmering sparkles on you became  a retina burning "Maximum Evolution" Which, went from the more silvery, and typical sparkles to "POWERUP GOLD GOD GLITTER VAMPIRE" Whatever it was you were screaming like something had ruptured inside of you (Though props for keeping that going for like 20 minutes straight, despite the near deafening noise)

Thing is, possibly the worst result of all of this is that I have realized that glitter inside my vagina is not something I want.  Especially not fistfuls of the stuff of which, let me tell you - if you thought cleaning that crap outta the carpet was difficult, it is practically brain surgery levels of skill required to remove it from your tender love holes.

Anyway, I can see you've gone too far down this well for me, so I'm moving on.

Good luck with that... extremely niche fetish market that you've now entered.

Cayenne~
"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


ONs & OFF

steele

Dear Cayenne

This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. I will miss your submissive moans and your dominant commands.But it's just not going to work out between us . You've changed, you have gone from the shy young girl gallivanting through the open fields to a woman of mystery who hides all her feelings within, not because your shy but because you cant settle for just one, you need many. You are a beautiful woman who chooses to evolve in the shadows.  You should get out more, I'll leave the back gate open on my departure, for you.
If you can put it off till tomorrow ..perhaps its not worth doing at all.

Steele's OnOs  Steele's AAs

Stone

It's been a week of silence, steele, and I think that's enough for a smart man to know when it's quits.

But you keep calling,
And I'm not falling,
For the tricks you pulled
On my sister last year.

Lose the number.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

blue bunny sparkle

Stone...

It kinda creeps me out when your Hand follows me down the dark hallway or out into the yard.

I'm leaving you for a man with a full body!

Bunny

Rolo

#9991
Bunny My Child....

I have been called to a higher power and will no longer be able continue our ilicit affair....


Be well my dear.....

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

blue bunny sparkle

Since when is have an illicit affair a bad thing?

Why you change now Rolo? Don't you wanna cupcake?

Well you can't have one! I'm saving those for illicit affairs!

*sticks out tongue!*

Seara

Dressing like a bunny in the bedroom, or on Halloween is one thing, but when you show up to my bosses house for a very fancy dinner in bunny ears and tail, it is too much.
I am sorry I need someone who knows when to dress like an adult, as much as it pains me I have to let you go.

But before you go break up sex?

Just thought I would throw that out there...

steele

Dear Seara

Dont take it personally,as it is more my preference than yours apparently. There just doesn't seem to be an open time slot in your agenda for me. However you do make time to go to dinner with your boss and be chaperoned by the bunny. If you cant make time just for me than I don't wish to share my time with you any longer. I crave more of a homebody than a social butterfly.
If you can put it off till tomorrow ..perhaps its not worth doing at all.

Steele's OnOs  Steele's AAs

olive

Dear steele,

Please don't cry but since you were gold plated, I have found it difficult to be close to you. You're just to shiny for me to tolerate.

olive

Stone

When I said, "Keep my chair warm," I did not mean, "Finish my drink," you know. Miscommunication ends relationships, I read it in a book, so it's true. Bye!
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Beguile's Mistress

Darling,

I've asked you for the last time to warm your hands before we play.  You leave me cold.

Good-bye

blue bunny sparkle

Sparkles? Really? You wore sparkles?

Because hey, that's kinda like my thing. Remember... you had the wine glass. That was yours.

Now you're crossing boundaries baby... and I can't abide that.

Adios.

Bunny

Stone

Speaking of boundaries, everybody and their mum knows about my panties boundary. Get rid of them or I'll get rid of you.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.