Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Vill

God, I'm so good at this game.

It's like every time I post I win.

Strange.

AmbrosiaPudding

At the same time though, you're so bad at this game because you lose more than you win. It's like the lottery!
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Vill

Boom - I win again.

I must have the devil's own luck.

AmbrosiaPudding

That could definitely go two ways.
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Vill

Well there's only one way about the fact that I win.

AmbrosiaPudding

That's not a fact. You don't win indefinitely.
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Vill

I put the vill in winsvill.

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Vill

#5858
Why not join my army? I - the king of conquerors - shall win this win and all wins to be won across all the winning lands. Join me, and you too shall be among the winningest.

Jazra

Salute the previous winner, hand him a medal, and then as gently as possible bump him from the victory line and pick up the Winner's Mantle! I've won!!!! Can't resist being a little cocky, it's been a long journey, but I've finally made it.

Hmm. Better go work on my victory speech. No hurry, I can't see anyone else posting here.
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Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

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AmbrosiaPudding

Eh, I'd stay that speech and definitely forget about me joining an army. I've got the win.
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Jazra

I want to thank my able opponent. Somehow, until now, this valiant warrior has always managed to post after me. And I couldn’t have done this without the support of all the people who posted before me, clearing this small space for me to stand victorious. I want to reaffirm my commitment to being the best last poster I can be. Now, let me tell an amusing anecdote …..

*sigh* Cancels victory speech. Wait! Realizes that a new development has just taken place. I'm the last poster now!!! Picks up scraps of victory speech and begins taping them together.
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Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

AmbrosiaPudding

No, no, no, no. That's okay. No victory speech.
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Vill

Streaks naked through the quad with the win.

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ChicagoOkie

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AmbrosiaPudding

That's only an illusion.
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ChicagoOkie

Perhaps the fact that it is an illusion is the real illusion?
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Saiyuri

Steals the real Win and Okie

AmbrosiaPudding

I'll just take the win. . .for now.
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Vill

Takes his win and beams aboard the U.S.S. Vill.

AmbrosiaPudding

Yeah but I'm in the U.S.S. Juneau. A real ship that sunk. So it's a ghost ship. I win.
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Vill

"Winners don't sink. Warp 6, con: make it so."

AmbrosiaPudding

I don't have to be a winner to have the win.
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LtSurge

Mike was right when he said I'll put on a fight to be someone, a fight to be me.
But see now, I'm down underthe pavement of capitol hills and lowercase people.