The "Everyone Knows..." game

Started by Inkidu, April 15, 2009, 10:15:43 AM

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Inkidu

Simple fun little wordplay game. The person just has to come up with some kind of noun and the one below him says a phrase and gives his own noun.

Examples yays! i.e. Hammers. Reply: Everyone knows hammers are just large lock picks.

Start!

Girls Scout Cookies
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Rider of Wind

Everyone knows that Girl Scout Cookies are the fulcrum that the devil plans on using to subvert the world to his control.


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Inkidu

Everyone knows cacti are just prickly hat racks.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Darius

Everyone knows that hat rack is just a fancy way of saying 'nail in the wall'

toenail

/took a liberty to keep it going/
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

tesseractive

Everyone knows that toenails are just a canvas for showing off shiny colors.

ocean
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Darius

Everyone knows that the ocean is the world's biggest waterbed.

handcuffs
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

tesseractive

Everyone knows that handcuffs are to keep your toys from running off before you're done playing with them.

smile
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Corinthi

Everyone knows that a smiling Tesseractive is out to get you.

Mattress Tags.

Darius

Everyone knows that mattress tags are put there to make everyone wonder who is actually authorized to remove them.

bubble bath
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Corinthi

Everyone knows bubble bath is an aphrodisiac.


poison ivy

Darius

everyone knows that poison ivy and genitals do not mix.

bourbon
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Corinthi

Everyone knows bourbon doesn't really exist. It's just they weren't allowed to say 'whiskey' in film noir movies, so used bourbon as a way to work around the critics.

Snuggy

tesseractive

Everyone knows those snuggies they sell on TV are cheap, awful little blankets that someone sewed arms into. Right?

elbow
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Myasa

Everyone knows elbows are just overblown knees.

lamp

tesseractive

Everyone knows lamps are just genie delivery devices.

massage
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Downfall347

Everyone knows massage is just another word for tease

candle

Cyra

Everyone knows that a candle is just another form of a deviant sex toy.

Leather

ArtemisHighmore

Everyone knows that leather is in fashion.

Cookies.

Star Safyre

Everyone knows cookies are the third wheel between you and your milk.

Teachers.
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ArtemisHighmore

Everyone knows that teachers are the subject of all youth's fantasies.

Rulers.

Saku

Everyone knows rulers are meant to measure a certain male anatomy...

Sex!
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