Breakup with the person above you!

[Stone]

Mordred, dear Mordred, it seems you break up with everyone else, all the time, and I refuse to be a statistic on that list. So, goodbye, goodbye!

Number 432, dear number 432...

[Mordred]

Stone.. perhaps you are made of that which is hard to break.. and that's one of the things that drew me to you. But when I drew blue on your stony surface.. I saw the contempt in your eyes. No.. please.. don't deny it. Remember, I read pulse, also. Can't hide them feelings from me, Rock Man. Yes, you will remember number 432. *scratches head* Not that I'll ever understand. But.. you will. Farewell, Stone.

[Sybl]

You know Mordred your long debates and discussions on the Wins thread is boring, you got to go.. good bye *kicks him out the door. Wins :P

[Mordred]

*releases the new breed of vampire-ants.. the realm filling with a maniacal laugh.. that builds in it's echoes.. bouncing off the walls.. as he lowers into his box.. a juicy cube of blue jello being pierced by two fangs.. as the ants chase Sybl from his castle, across the moat.. and off into the hillside..*

Cheeky One.. You've Been Dumped. :P

[freakforlife]

I'm sorry, Mordred.  I am the only one in the relationship that can smoke cigars.  I'm just that controlling.  Good bye.  Have your desk cleared out by Monday.  Security will escort you out.

Sincerely,

Freaky

[Mordred]

Freaky.. you are again going on about my cigars? These things help me keep my very tenuous hold on reality.. and you know that! Ohhhh, that's it, isn't it.. want me to go plunging, finally, down the bottomless pit of madness, eh? Wreak some wild devastation upon this modern age, until an army of some sort capture me then throw my ass out before the final judge and jury.. that ball of fire you all love so much? That it? Forget it! I, and my magic blue smoking cigars, are outta here.

[Autumn52]

You think you can just walk away? You have known me for long enough to know I say when you can leave. Those magic cigars you are so fond of and the little elf you get them from are now embers in my fireplace. I did it because you pissed me off with your long speech about magic cigars and stupid insanity. I am so bored with your insanity talk. I don't buy it for a minute. You know exactly what you are doing and you are not crazy one little bit. You do shit to get on my nerves all the time on purpose blaming your insanity. Bullshit. So here is the deal buddy if you can reach the door before I shoot your sorry ass with this wooden arrow you can leave otherwise your outta luck.

[Mordred]

Hold on there a moment.. *backing away slowly.. hands ready to catch any speeding wooden sticks of death*.. come on.. do some of those deep breathing exercises you have been practicing.. yeahhhh.. that's right.. ahhhh yes.. take yourself to that mellow place.. and now.. put the nasty, bad bow and arrow down.. yeaaaahhh, that's right.. *swoops closer, grabs arrow, smacks her on the bottom with it.. grinning as he leans closer.. bites her neck ohhhhh so lightly* I should.. punish you for that.. you fiesty little thing.. but you are too damn cute. So instead.. I'll spare you. Of everyyyyyything. Yeah.. I'll reach that door.. and you.. *trails a finger down her neck.. grinning lecherously*.. you will hear my taunting whisper late at night.. and we'll then see who.. if not both.. of us is truly mad. *blurs outta sight.. after giving that luscious bottom one more pop*

[SummerWhispers]

Stands with hands on hip, with a look of indignation on face," Ok this has got to end , the blue paint is hard to get off...no pun intended....the paint thinner I have to use is drying my skin horribly, and now I have to use lotion and oils to keep from itching. So I am going to have to find someone else.


Sorry but a girl has to take care of her skin, at some point.

[Mordred]

Ohhh you silly thing.. how many times have I told you, I have an eternal remedy to keep that luscious skin of yours exactly as it is? Think they had skin care products back in my early days? Yet you stare at me like I'm mad.. like taking the shift from a slow process of dying.. into being frozen exactly as you are, is a bad thing? Forget it! Me, my blue gunk, and all my eternal ramblings.. are outta here! Later, my succulent one!

[Autumn52]

Mordred you are once again becoming delusional. I am afraid that this time is the last time I will put you in the home. I can't deal with your delusions of whatever they are. So long my blue lover and friend. We shall meet again on the other side I am sure of it. BuhBye

[TheLegionary]

Xandi, you used to have more sense of humour to break up with your numerous lovers. What happened to you? * walks away *

[Autumn52]

I guess I have been hurt to many times by those lovers. So bye to you and good luck.

[TheLegionary]

It seems you are celebrating St. Paddys day without inviting me. Shame on you! Bye!

[Breathless Intent]

You are still in the shower..? Its been 20 minutes since the last time I checked. You know I love a good hot shower, heck, I joined you not too long ago, but really...There is only so much I can take. If your hair takes longer to condition than mine, we've got a problem. Goodbye, TL...I'll miss our bath time.

[Skadii]

Baby, you know when you get a new pair of shoes and you love them. You wear them all the time and you are careful not to get them dirty. Then, over time, your new shoes lose their newness and they just don't shine like they used to shine. It is inevitable that you lose interest in your new shoes and buy a new pair of shoes that make you feel like you did before. Well, baby, you have become the old pair of shoes and I am donating you to Goodwill! Sorry lovey!

[TheLegionary]

You have such a wonderful body, but you are obsessed with your boobs. Ok, they are beautiful,. but cant you be a bit more creative? This is enough for me!

[SummerWhispers]

Well It is no secret I am all about summer sun, and you seem to need water....or to be wet, not sure which all the time, so I am moving on to a sunny  relationship.

[Itsa Me Dino]

you and that damn sun! i cant stand it! i told you i cant do tans! i burn too easily! its me or the sun! wait... you know what. KEEP YOUR DAMN SUN! im leaving!

[Skadii]

All you ever do is whine about the weather! If I had wanted to date a meteorologist, I would have! It's over!!

[mortalevanescentlover]

-Arches an eyebrow wordlessly, shifting his gaze from the screen to you-  Oh? Well, you seemed to have taken keen interest in every man who comes through our door. Get out and take the bed you've whored in with you.

[SummerWhispers]

This constant non-attention had caused me to wander away, for the last time I tell you, I must have your undivided attention at all times...so I will be seeking attention elsewhere in the future...I did warn you on several occasion, did I not.

[Mordred]

Gorgeous, it all comes down to seasons. Why couldn't you be Autumn? Hell, even Winter? No, instead, you are that time of the year that symbolizes what I can't have. And just look at you.. all golden brown, soooo warm from that damn ball of flame in the sky.. yeah, intoxicating, you gorgeous thing.. but such a tease! Ok, better get outta here before you start changing my mind. Wait, do I really? Yes, dammit, yes! Goodbye!

[OrchidofDarkness]

Mordred I'm sorry I just cant live like this any more looking into the endless blue with your deep set eyes staring back at me yes I found about about your affairs...what you did not think I would find out. Its over good bye please have your stuff removed before dawn. -Orchid-

[Itsa Me Dino]

Youre so nosy! I have no privacy! Everytime I look over my shoulder, there you are! Im so paranoid! I cant sleep at night, I cant eat! Its over Orchid! Goodbye.