If You could have any job...

[Elvi]

So, you're easily satisfied then Menulis ?  *grins*

[RogueJedi]

Can I apply for a position Menulis?  *Giggle*

[Menulis]

Yes on both counts. *smirk*

[TonyWoods]

Guess I'm just boring - I can't think of anything that would be my 'dream job' as I find the very thought of routines and working for anyone (including myself) soul destroying!

My dream would be simply not to work at all and actually have time to do all the things I want to do and pick up all the things I've had to drop due to lack of time from working - start up my band again, continue with my martial arts, learn to sword fight (no, not fencing - sword fighting... theres a big difference), dedicate more time to working out, learn a couple of languages etc

The lists endless!

[RogueJedi]

Heck yeah, there's a big difference.  Sword fighting is so much more FUN.  I can't stand fencing myself, but I do stunt swordfighting when I can...

[TonyWoods]

*Applauds RogueJedi's taste*

I've lost count of how many arguments I've had with people over the differences between fencing and sword fighting!

In the future I'm just going to show them first hand the difference

*Hands them fencing foil, unstraps claymore from back...*

[Elvi]

*Stands leaning on the hilt of her claymore*

Did some-one mention swordfighting?

[RogueJedi]

*Gives up if Mistress Elvi is going to fight*

[TonyWoods]

*Hides behind RogueJedi*

Err... nope not me... Think it was someone else, they went that way...

*Points off in a random direction*

[Lirliel]

*Slides a nice clip of 30 5.56HP bullets into her Dimago*
Now play nice children ;)

[Elvi]

*Pats the spaz at her hip*
Oh we will........
*smiles sweetly*

If my claymore is too big for you Tony, how about my warhammer or perhaps the cutlass?

[Lirliel]

Now now.. spaz's aren't nice.. we don't want any human skeetshooting.. or.. maybe we do :P

*Unhooks the flail from her belt and starts swinging it around* Maybe you want to tackle this?

[TonyWoods]

If my claymore is too big for you Tony, how about my warhammer or perhaps the cutlass?

I've played around with replica hand axes before, they seem so more fluid and natural in my hands for me than swords - give me a battle axe in each hand and I'm ready to go!

*Shrugs*

Not that I'm planning on going into battle any time soon!

[Elvi]

But my dear, you wouldn't be able to carry two battle axes.
They are a two handed weapon and were use as the claymore was more as a tool to smash skulls and bones, than to cut flesh

[TonyWoods]

Ooops not battle axes - meant hand axes

*Slaps forehead*

Its been a long long day at work...

*Counts down the seconds...apologises to Valkos for totally derailing his thread*

[Elvi]

*grins then realises......*

Err yes back on topic.

Another job I would have liked would be to train and instruct people in the use of medeivel weaponary.

(Phew what a save..way to go Elvi!)

[Valkos]

I wouldn't mind learning how to properly wielda sword... long, short, scimitar, or an axe (single hand axes and double bit battle axe), staff (including short spear).  For my height and build, I don't think I would want to wield, though I would be interested in learning, the larger swords and whatnot. 

[Elvi]

The claymore (the true type not the poncy pretendy ones in the films) are made to the length of the persons body who is to use it. They are frightening when you frist get hold of one, but it is a matter of practice. In reality, it didn't matter whether they have a sharp edge or blunt because you used to use them to beat your opponant to death, though if you were able to hit with the cutting edge, it could easily cleave a mans head in two or take off an arm by the shoulder.

Other swords had other uses.
The war hammer and battle axe basically stong and heavy enough to batter anyone in plate maile.
Short swords for stabbing, sabre mostly for cavilery use.......the list goes on.

Unfortunately I don't have the opertunity for 'real' weapons use now, so I resort to my huge array of larp safe weapons and beat people to 'death' with rubber and latex....

[Arella]

... What would it be???

Myself, at least at this moment in time, I would want a job working for Mythbusters.  These crazy guys and gals puts various myths to the test on the Discovery channel.  The build the most insane items to ut myths to the test, like the human sized slingshot they are building right now!

I would honestly have to say I have my dream job; well that is my dream job for the moment. I am a bartender at great nightclub and I love it. I am out almost every night, listening to great music meeting new and very drunk people who are all having a great time. I really couldn’t ask for anything more in a job at the moment.

[Valkos]

The greatest job in the world is one you enjoy.  ;D

[Zakharra]

 I wish I had a better body so I could work in escort service for awhile. Then do something else for awhile. As long as I enjoy myself, i'll be fine.

As to swords and real weaponry......*looks at the Japanese calvery saber, the Spanish sword, the kris and other various sharp pointy instruments of death beside her bed*

[RogueJedi]

In alot of ways, I would love to be a nanny.  I love kids, but I am incapable of having any of my own... *sigh*

[Zakharra]

  :-[ Sometimes, I wish I could be taken as a slave for real and used as a sex slave. I know that it would not be as I think/dream it would be, but this is a fantasy job here.    ;)

[Elvi]

Rogue...*hugs*

You'll be all right honey, there are other ways of being with and having children, just give it time........

Zakharra....

Men like all shapes and sizes and escort agencies cater for them, whats so wrong with your body anyway?

[Zakharra]

Zakharra....

Men like all shapes and sizes and escort agencies cater for them, whats so wrong with your body anyway?

Well, right now I look more male than female, being in the beginning of the sex change. I do have small breasts (Yay! I love hormones  ;D), but I was a decent looking male, I will be a average looking (at best) woman. So far. That could change. There are not many where I live, that would want to go out with a T-girl.