Wife Swap Soap Opera

[Jester]

Imagine a few (maybe more than two?) couples who have been friends for years and talked about everything and giggled at all types of sex.

When one night all the men chuck their keys into a bowl and so begins the wife swap.


However. Rather than just make this one big orgy lets spice things up a little. Perhaps one half of one couple are really not keen? Perhaps one couple are in a loveless marriage and jump right into it? What happens if one guy is embarrassed about his small penis or large belly? What happens if one woman refuses to let a man use a condom?

Is anyone interested? I think the max should be three couples depending on interest. It does not matter who you are married to apart from that will be who you will arrive with and build history with. They keys will be drawn at random by the women by the time we get to that stage of the story. 

So who wants to be my wife?

[Jester]

Just as a side note. I think it would be interesting if the couples are interesting rather than being beautiful with massive penises.

Potentially one couple could be though? Just not all the same.

So lets find who you want to be married to and before we start work out your characters between the two of you and post a history and describe them a little.

[Elvi]

So who wants to be my wife?

*lol*

If that means I don't have to have sex with you...then I will be......

*wanders off sniggering*

[ladyelizabeth]

I think it is a great idea.  Count me in!!!

[MagicalPen]

count me in too

[Jester]

So thats two possible couples? Any more interest?

I cant decide whether to define particular people types (and problems) or let people choose their own? i might actually post some ideas and let people choose one or come up with their own.

[Elvi]

I would let them decide on their own.....

However, how are you going to 'couple them up', both as married couples and who gets who's keys?

[Jester]

Well. I was hoping for more than two couples. I was then going to have a basic die roll for choosing which keys you picked up.

I think we could do a first come first basis for the married couples?

[Elvi]

I think it would be much more fun if you match the married couples that way too.....then you will get your miss matched ones and your perfect couples out by 'accident?


And give it time, you only put this on yesterday, let the donkey see the carrot .....*laughs*

[Jester]

I think thats a good idea Elvi.

Well i might start getting a game sorted. We can play with four but i also think that character generation and the relationship between couples might take a little time.

I also want to start writing up my character. :-)

[Elvi]

Laughs.......I think mine will be called Doris...... youngest member of the women's institute and terror of the knitting circle.
Matching jumpers anyone?

[Jester]

You cant have Doris from the knitting cirle at an orgy!!

Mabel possibly but not Doris.

[Elvi]

OH come on!
She was named after her great Grandmother!

(And she makes really nice sticky toffee pudding)

[Jester]

so. just imagine 3 - 4 couples all meeting up regularly and then one couple suggests the wife swap and all drunk they agree to try it next time they all meet up.

anyway they are all quite disfunctional

e.g. (these are not set in stone but just examples)
host couple - two people in a loveless marriage and have not had sex in years are eager to get jiggy with one or more of their guests.
the pretty couple - he is well built and super fit but has a small penis and while he at first appears super confident actually is very shy. whilst his pretty wife is desperate to find a bigger man but wont let any man wear a condom.
the nerdy couple - the wife is super shy and timid but actually gets quite kinky when it gets down to it. the husband is geeky looking with a massive penis.
the secret fetishists - the wife is blond and busy and can only cum with a bit of pain and he loves to be dominant even though they appear normal people.

So the game is based on how they all react together over the course of the evening.

Anyway I will set up a game and we can see what interest there is.

[Elvi]

the nerdy couple - the wife is super shy and timid but actually gets quite kinky when it gets down to it.

See?
And her name is Doris.......

[NikitaFirestar]

*peeks* Elvi, you are soooo following me!

[Elvi]

How in hells name can I be following you?
I posted on here first! *huffs*

[NikitaFirestar]

Um... *Tries to think of a logical way* Um... Details! *Giggles and snuggles*

[Elvi]

*laughs lots and hugs back*

[NikitaFirestar]

*Grins* I'm telling you, we're just that good!

[Elvi]

Well we do seem to make a good team......after all, someone has to keep this lot ammused....*grins*

[NikitaFirestar]

This is so true! *Giggles*

[Jester]

oh stop spamming my game idea!!!!

deary me! :-)

you two have to play now no matter!!

[Elvi]

Spamming?
*looks shocked*

We're not Spamming, we are discussing the issues of the game.......

[NikitaFirestar]

Exactly! *huffs*

[Aysleen]

If you're still looking for a 'wife' for someone, I'd like to play :)

[Jester]

Excellent. I think we will be :-)

[Elvi]

Well thats three women and two men.......better get a move on lads, Doris is waiting.....

[Jester]

Actually thats four wives and two men.....i Could play two men i suppose :-)

[MagicalPen]

Ohh...i get dibs on the nerdy-husband! I think his name will be....Albert!

[RubySlippers]

What about a lesbian who is married to one of the women could be from England or the Netherlands with her American wife or from Vermont? Or a couple visiting from Spain all exotic and gorgeous?

Maybe a gorgeous model and brilliant intellectual graduating Bryn Mawr College.

Just an idea here of course but is supposed to be the 21st century?  ;)

She could even dress like a man but be very feminine and everyone assumes she's a man until the lad gets her alone...her wife would play along wanting a cock and wanting to get pregnant.

Fetishist Couple might work with her as the DOM. Or the HOT couple after they could both be incredible looking.

[Jester]

I dont think a lesbian couple would work. They would end up with a man soo.......


Here is the link : Please start emailing character ideas to me. https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?board=265.0

I cant decide whether to be the host or the pretty man. Any one have a preference for me?

[Elvi]

Yes, unfortunately Ruby, one would end up very pleased with a woman, though the woman being heterosexual wouldn't be and the other lesbian would end up with a man and would be very unhappy along with the man....

Errrrr..........I think that makes sense?

Jester, man with small willy, would be just right for you......*grins evilly*

[Jester]

Thats what i thought :-)

It just puts pressure on someone else being host. Perhaps the pretty couple could be hosts? If we dont get four couples.

[Elvi]

Could work well......we'll see if we get any more takers...

[Elvi]

OOPS..

Sorry Ruby, forgot to answer you.
The problem with your ammendment would be that these people are suposed to know each other really well and are just 'experimenting' with wife swapping.

So, they would know that the couple were lesbian to start with...

[RubySlippers]

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

(feeling so unwanted- pout)

LOL its ok just being melodramatic but if anyone wants to include the cute bisexual maid that gets sucked into a threesome or comforts a woman not feeling right with the whole thing in her room over some wine and it ends up making love give me a holler.  ;)

[Jester]

I might consider it ruby.

if we dont have a fourth couple and one of the other girls wants to play as a lesbian and one of the others wants to play as a bi curious.

a few too many iffs though.

[NikitaFirestar]

*Chuckles* I can always play a lesbian-ish char if there's no others, or if the rp calls for it.

[ladyelizabeth]

I'm a given for the secret fetish wife.  *grins*  thats me in real life...

[MagicalPen]

 :o :o So what else do we need now?

[Elvi]

Men.............*licks lips*.........we need more men............Mwuhahahahahaha........

[ladyelizabeth]

of course, can't have couples without men.
why are the women more willing than the men?

[Elvi]

Because the men haven't seen it yet?
Because they are not interested in the concept?

Who knows........*shrugs*

[NikitaFirestar]

I already submitted a char of the secret fetish wife... *Snuggles Elvi*

[Elvi]

AHA!
You sneak you!
Good job I've bagged Doris the kinky geeky knitting circle girl......
*laughs and hugs Nikita tightly*

[Sugarman (hal)]

profile coming ladies, tomorrow  ;D

[NikitaFirestar]

*Grins and snuggles*

[ladyelizabeth]

well huh, now I don't quite fit in.

[Sugarman (hal)]

well huh, now I don't quite fit in.

why hun?

[ladyelizabeth]

*has to look over the other wives description* 

well I have to find a place to fit in.

[NikitaFirestar]

Well, he did say that those were just examples. Make something else up! You could have a wife who doesn't hid her fetish ways at all, or something else!

[ladyelizabeth]

True.

*thinks on it some more*  hmm

so would a wife that was technically more of a man than her husband?  I have a female pilot chara that is bisexual that would fit perfectly.  She could have a wimpy husband.

[NikitaFirestar]

*laughs* See? That works, or at least I would think that it would!

[Elvi]

Of course thats if you can find someone to play the whimpy husband?

I think the whole fun part of this is that firstly we will get random husbands and secondly we get random swaps.

So..say you played your bi character, you may get a husband that suits her perfectly, or you may get one that is a huge macho bully and have to fight your way through your 'marriage'. 

[Jester]

elvi. i think i am going to match couples up originally but randomise the couplings later. i think that will make more sense.

i am hoping lady will agree to be my wife. (i shall post a bio soon).

Elvi i am expecting a bio on my desk by midday!

We need one more man!

Any ladies got any recommendations on who i can ask?

[Elvi]

Can't talk....knitting.......

[Jester]

Ok...we know she likes knitting.

a description?

[Jester]

Elvi....you made me rant!!!


So all the boys are sorted. Now just need to get Elvi to play nice and Lady to finish her bio and we can then start. wohooo.

[Elvi]

*looks up from her knitting and pushes her specs back onto her nose*

What?
You ranted, where is that dearest?
So.......you got four men then?
Thats nice dear, now let me finnish this ribbing and I'll be back with you.....

[Jester]

Excellent .

I look forward to it Elvi. It will be a masterpeice i am sure.

Nikita taken a day off today? Is that allowed?

[Elvi]

Shhhhhhhh...........she'll be working in her secret bunker that we don't know about, somewhere in Europe in that country that has lots of British and American bases in and used to have it's (then) capital city split in two by a big wall.........

[Sugarman (hal)]

Estonia?  ;D

[Elvi]

DAMN!
You've given the secret away now Hal!

[Sugarman (hal)]

thats me, big mouth Hal ;D

[NikitaFirestar]

*laughs* Well I'm back now. And thanks for giving away all my secrets!

[Elvi]

It's that Hal's fault....I never said Estonia!

[Sugarman (hal)]

Ya I take full responsibility for the slip of de tongue. Tongue are meant for better things :o

So, as the Brits would say, correctly me on this  Elvi, "When is this bloody show going to get under way?"

[Elvi]

Not bad Hal........not bad....I take it that doing was a slip of the finger and that should be going?

[Sugarman (hal)]

Don't what you are talking about... edit ::)

[Elvi]

*laughs*

[indarkestknight]

Do you still need a gentleman willing to join in the fun?

[Elvi]

Errrrrr.......yes I think so......what kind of woolly jumper do you want?

[indarkestknight]

Mmm... no, it looks like Stockingslover beat me to it. *chuckles* Blood-red, please.

[Jester]

Hi there,

The game is now running.

Please take a look at the structure.

I have setup threads for you to introcude your characters by telling us what happened between the couple while they got ready for the imminent orgy.

We will then start the main game in a weeks time. Enjoy!!

[Elvi]

Already in there and knitting......*grins*

[Jester]

The game is afoot.

The host couple and kinky couple are yet to post. I look forward to the first spark of creativity. :-)

[Elvi]

So........what sort of jumpers does everyone want then?...*grins*

[Jester]

Any ladies looking for a loveless marriage with halspeedy and the chance to make love to one of your best friends with his permission?

[Elvi]

OUCH!

Thats was so cruel!
Can we change that to Hal's character?

*wanders off laughing*

[Aysleen]

Well, I did tell Hal I'd stick around for this thread if it got moving...but if anyone wants to take over, that's cool.

[Jester]

Excellent.

Ill stop searching!!

xx