He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...

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TheLegionary

redefined the concept of juice.

He was so pathetic ...

auroraChloe

... she gave him a mercy f     err...  tumble


He was so suave that...

a/a 8/21/17

Talia

He was so suave that...he would make for a good beauty product...something you would like to wear everyday.

He was so dysfunctional.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Captain Maltese

.... 'Huh?'

She was so steampunk...

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Candybot

Quote from: Captain Barbossa on October 22, 2009, 06:35:46 AM
.... 'Huh?'

She was so steampunk...
... that she was a knobs and wheels...

he was so unlucky...

TheLegionary

that he became sexually impotent at 19.

He was so spoiled that...

Nico

...we got it on in the restrooms of this awesome Club. ;D

He was so submissive that...

Beguile's Mistress

all you had to do was smile and he caved.

She was so impressed...

Bliss

...that you could actually pick out every fold and line of the piano that had squashed her.

She was so ordinary....
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Only I will remain.
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Scribbles

#134
...that it was absolutely extraodinary.

She was so colourful...
AA and OO
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Candybot

... that rainbows were jeaolous.


he was kittenlike....

Bloody Paramour

...That he purred when you touched him.

She was so fair that...
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Beguile's Mistress

the mirror on the wall gave her an unlisted number.

She was so sensuous...

Captain Maltese

...that she could actually turn grizzled, seasoned leather gays hetero with a touch.

He was so seductive...

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Juicy

...that he could turn the most butch, lumberjack lesbian hetero with a touch.

He was so demure that...

Beguile's Mistress

he makes shy look bold.

She's so energetic...

TheLegionary

that her partner can only make sex with her after she goes to the gym.

He is so irritating that...

Talia

He was so irritating that.... it mad her become more turned on. Jumping into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. Clenching his hair while kissing him passionately.

She was so wild that......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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auroraChloe

...  they kept her in a cage.


She was so pensive that ...

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TheLegionary

she cummed and did not even noticed.

He was so macho that ...

Talia

He was so macho.....she wonder if he had anything "Grande" to offer???

She was so playful.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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TheLegionary

that is more than invited to find out whether he had something "grande" to offer.

He was so "Grande" that ...

Bliss

....he got sliced and formed into a thousand Starbucks cups that would otherwise have been called "Medium."

She was so irritating....
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Talia

She was so irritating that....you didn't know if you wanted to have sex with her, slap her or maybe do both.

He was so strong......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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The Oath of Drake for Group RP's
A&A

TheLegionary

that outmanned superman.

She was so smart...