Just a funny :3

[Inkidu]

A man walks into a doctors office for his annual physical and the doctor asks him to give a urine sample. The man hands it over and asks, "Is that all you need, no blood or anything?"
"Yep." the doctor replied. "We've got this knew machine that tells the whole medical history from just a urine sample.

The man decides he has to see this and the doctor does it and gets this print out:

Height 6ft.
Weight: 225lbs.
Age: 44
Date of Birth: 1/31/65
Blood pressure 120/80
Cholesterol: a little high
Balding
Arthritis
sunburned
Four prior broken bones
A small cold

The man thinks it's a load of bull so he goes home and gets his daughter to give him a urine sample the next day. Taking it back to the doctor for a second go the machine prints out this:

Height 6ft.
Weight: 225lbs.
Age: 44
Date of Birth: 1/31/65
Blood pressure 120/80
Cholesterol: a little high
Balding
Arthritis
sunburned
Four prior broken bones
A small cold
You're also a jackass, and by the way your daughter is pregnant.

[Andy]

...

I dont get it <.>

[Marguerite]

Hmm, interesting.

[Inkidu]

...

I dont get it <.>

Read it very carefully.

[Ket]

-snickers-