The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

[Nadir]

I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

[Doomsday]

I slept with a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

[Andy]

I ran shirtless with Santa Clause because i smoke pot

[Skye]

I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

"I killed a condom because I have double D's"  -folds arms over chest- How do they know these things!!! (Camisol was yellow=other=aiyayay)

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P.S. this morning Miss Dis found this effing awesome thing:

<a href="http://dailyshite.com/2009/07/hilarious-a-girl-in-ireland-whos-making-prank-calls-at-the-age-of-8/" >Hilarious -- A Girl In Ireland Who’s Making Prank Calls At The Age Of 8!</a>

[Raveled]

I stabbed a crackhead because I loooooove marijuana!

[MagicalPen]

I ran shirtless with Santa Claus because I am a Pimp and you're jealous.

Andy, I think we share a birthday?

[Talia]

I killed a bag of weed because thats how I roll!   8-)

[Avi]

I cuddled with your mom because I had to. >_>  (January 18th, brown shirt)

[Trieste]

I slept with a stripper b'cos the lil ppl told me to.

[MzNurse]

I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...

[Skye]

I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...

-chuckle fit- Mz Nurse if effing awesome!

[Transgirlenstein]

I banged the Kool-Aid man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

[TheWriter]

I killed a bisexual because I love marijuana.

[Saerrael]

"I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs."


...Unfair, he asked for it ;_;

[WhiteyChan]

I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

I ran naked with a homo***** because I'm sexy as hell, and that's how I roll.

[Calista Jade]

I killed a ninja because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

... lmao.

[Mnemaxa]

I raped a pickle because I'm a pimp and (Eden's) jealous.

[HockeyGod]

I killed my ex because I've got abs?! Perhaps we should move this to a new thread in socializing? It's kinda fun!!! I do have to ask, why "a breeder" (aka straight person) is not on the list of things we can kill?

[Bliss]

I cuddled with a prostitute - because that is how I roll!

[Trieste]

Split and moved to the games section per request. :)

[Nadir]

Thanks! *snogs*

[Fragile Dreams]

I slept with the Trojan man because I love marijuana and I'm sexy as hell. ;>.>

[Beguile's Mistress]

I stabbed a ninja because I have amazing boobs and I'm beautiful.

Is wearing a red and green plaid shirt.

[Ryven]

I raped a bowl of cereal because I had to.

[Barnbean]

I stabbed your dealer because i'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[Misery]

I banged a Ninja because I smoke crack.

[HockeyGod]

I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

[Talia]

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

[Skye]

I killed a condom because I'M SEXY AS HELL!

[Dizzi]

I ran naked with a toothbrush because I'm beautiful

[Mithlomwen]

I ate out with a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! 

[MasterMischief]

I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

Boobs and abs...niiiiiice.   ;D

[Hemingway]

I killed the Kool-Aid man because I'm gay.

... or so Bill O'Reilly would have you believe!

[Mathim]

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

Hey, me too. We must have the same birthday and top!

[Rider of Wind]

I ate out a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

>.>

Funny how that worked out...

<.<

[Trieste]

* Trieste wonders how many people have gotten up to change their shirt because of this little thingie.

[Paladin]

Oh god.

I killed a bisexual because I have double D's............

Wow that make me feel fat and overweight.

[Marguerite]

I killed a condom because that's how I roll.  O8)

[Saerrael]

I killed a condom because that's how I roll.  O8)

...how do you kill a condom?

[Mathim]

Or a pickle, for that matter?

[MasterMischief]

I would tell you, but I do not want to make you an accessory to murder.

[Tangi]

I killed a rat because I didn't want to eat him.

[Skye]

I killed a condom because I'm gay and love marijuana! ^_,^

[Muninn]

"I ran naked with a horse because I'm sexy as hell."

ORLY now..

[dw1992]

I raped an easter egg because I've got abs.

[simba]

I banged a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs

*blinks*

*checks*...

*checks again*

;D

[Sebastian Aran]

I liked mine... ^.^

I ran shirtless with the Trojan Man because that's how I roll.

[Kalyx]

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I have marijuana.

[Sasha]

 I needed a Horse because that's how I roll .

[Black Orchid]

I ate out the trojan man because I have double D's

(one of thoes are true, the two others are lies ^-^)

[Avis habilis]

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I'm beautiful.

And apparently also thirsty and want calcium.

[Panthean]

aparently...

I ran naked with a pornstar cause that's how I roll...

[Paradox]

Evidently, I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm sexy as hell.

[Nyarly]

I killed your dealer because I'm sexy as hell.

Now THAT'S a good reason!  XD

[Galanthor]

I needed a toothbrush, because that's how i roll

[thirteenhearts]

I stabbed a pickle because the little people told me too!

[Creshnagarine]

I lost my mind because I left it at the strip club.

[KCourtney]

I ate out a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Do you want fries with that?"

[Cassiopeia]

I ate out the Kool-Aid Man because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

Omg that's so wrong ... *wonders if he tastes like cherry or fruit punch* hmm ...

[Aether]

I killed a pickle because I have abs.

[abandoneddolly]

I ran naked with a jar of honey because I hate my life

and the jar of honey will aparently make it better

[AllOrNothing]

I cuddled with Santa Claus because I love marijuana.

[DiverseDesires]

I painted him blue because he looked like a smurf

[Inked Harlequin]

I killed an easter egg because I'm sexy as hell!!!

[Lacy Jane]

I ate out Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[RomeoFalls]

I killed a french fry because Im a pimp and youre jelouse.

[Michael Corvus]

I ran around backwards because donkeys go "Hee-Haw"

[Amelita]

I smoked with a whore because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! (haha good fit)

[Michael Corvus]

Okay, it turns out this game makes more sense after reading the directions on the first post so, my last post was just rubbish that I made up. Here's the correct one.

I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because I like marijuana.

[mannik]

I ran topless with a lesbian 'cause that's how I roll!

[Bubbles]

I don't believe in love Because it only hurts you.

[Star Safyre]

I ate out the Trojan Man because that's how I roll!

I guess Rule 63 applies to the Trojan Man.

[Bubbles]

I feel sick because I have a cold..

[Nadir]

Bubbles, read the first post...

[Bubbles]

Oh! I got it now..sorry my bad ^^

I banged a homeless guy because I am sexy as hell..

lol..so wrong xD

[QuestioningMySanity]

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

xD

[Paradox]

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

xD

Was it his huge cookie-belly that threatened your sexiness or the fact that he reeked of reindeer shit?

[QuestioningMySanity]

Oh no, it was because he was suggesting odd and perverted things to do with the little, defenseless elves with bells on their shoes. And the smell of reindeer didn't help.


Also works for me:
I killed Santa Claus because that's how I roll.

[Ramster]

I smoked with a bisexual because I have amazing boobs!

But not as amazing as Eden's.

[Nadir]

O8)

[Cyra]

I needed your dealer because I'm sexy as hell.
-That's so wrong in so many ways :-)-

[Bubbles]

I banged a homeless guy cause this is how I roll..

rolf x'D

[Skye]

(The condom serial killer here again...)

I killed a condom because I'm gay, sexy as hell, love marijuana and have double D's!