You know you play too much WoW when

Started by stormkitten, March 16, 2011, 07:48:03 AM

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stormkitten

You know you play too much WoW when:


-You copy the Running Wild animation irl(guilty)
-When you're on a train, for a split-second you think "Why are so many allies here?" (guilty)
-You daydream that you had WoW powers irl (guilty)
-You call money gold (not guilty)
-You say "grats" when your microwave dings (not guilty)
-You try eating and drinking at the same time (not guilty)
-You ask someone what class they're most like IRL (guilty)
-You ask someone what class/race combo they actually are (not guilty)
-You talk about how smexy belves, nelves, and draenei females are (not guilty)
-You say /say before talking to someone, or /w <insertperson'snamehere> before whispering in their ear (not guilty)
-You make this thread (guilty)
-You buy the Cataclysm guide and find out how much of a waste it is (guilty)
-You yell LEEEROOOOY JENKINS! irl (not guilty)
-You constantly make WoW references irl, like "Huntard", "They're rogues", "Time is money, friend", etc. (guilty)
-You say X when sitting down and Z when taking out your pencil/book/whatever you're holding (guilty)
-You constantly make jokes on items, like holding up a bottle of chocolate milk and saying "Chocolate milk... of the monkey" (guilty)

"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

~Twisted Romance & Dark Tales~
*Extreme: Pregnancy & Breeding* 
ONS and OFFS

Inkidu

-You've actually booted up the game and gotten to the title menu. (Guilty, by happenstance)

Sorry I just couldn't resist. :)
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Star Safyre

You know you play too much WoW when you played just for the (horrifically bad) RP.
-when a really poor written RP tag makes you day.
-when you quit and the only thing you miss is wearing your custom WoW t-shirts.  It really fit well too!  ><

In all seriousness, it did get me some great friends and into online RPing.
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And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones

Shjade

Wait, why would you stop wearing comfy shirts just because you stopped playing the game? It's not like they're legally bound to each other.
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Conversation is more useful than conversion.

Ryven

-when you're in your car and you want to press 'm' to see the region map. >.>

Shjade

Quote from: Ryven on March 16, 2011, 03:25:48 PM
-when you're in your car and you want to press 'm' to see the region map. >.>
...and now I want a GPS voiced by Sylvanas.

We are the Forsaken. We will slaughter anyone in the way of your right turn in 0.2 miles.
*misses the turn*
I don't have time for games!
._.;
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◕/◕'s
Conversation is more useful than conversion.

Callie Del Noire

Quote from: Shjade on March 16, 2011, 03:49:54 PM
...and now I want a GPS voiced by Sylvanas.

We are the Forsaken. We will slaughter anyone in the way of your right turn in 0.2 miles.
*misses the turn*
I don't have time for games!
._.;

Or the Peons..

<smack dashboard>

"More work!?"

Shjade

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
...for the freeway onramp. Get into the far right lane.
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Conversation is more useful than conversion.

Ryven

Quote from: Shjade on March 16, 2011, 03:49:54 PM
...and now I want a GPS voiced by Sylvanas.

We are the Forsaken. We will slaughter anyone in the way of your right turn in 0.2 miles.
*misses the turn*
I don't have time for games!
._.;

I would LOVE that.  I thought it was bad enough that I wanted the Eddie Izzard voice for my GPS.  "Bear left, monkey right."

Kurzyk

... you start looking at places like Ebay with the same strategy as the Auction House. >.>

Star Safyre

Quote from: Shjade on March 16, 2011, 03:18:38 PM
Wait, why would you stop wearing comfy shirts just because you stopped playing the game? It's not like they're legally bound to each other.

They just remind me of old RP times gone by.  It's bittersweet, I guess.  Plus, I don't enjoy having conversations started with strangers about the shirt when I don't play anymore.

On Topic:  When driving downhill, you want to hit the spacebar to jump.
My heaven is to be with him always.
|/| O/O's / Plots / tumblr / A/A's |/|
And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones

Saerrael

Quote from: Ryven on March 16, 2011, 03:25:48 PM
-when you're in your car and you want to press 'm' to see the region map. >.>

Guilty!

Thinking it doesn't matter how far you travel, because you have your hearthstone on you and you can hearthstone back to your home. (GUILTY >.<!!!)

Callie Del Noire

Hmm.. how about...

You see a pretty girl and wish she'd 'jiggle' jump like some races due during 'idling' in place. :D

Serephino

When you often have dreams about somehow being transported into the game....

Saerrael

Quote from: Callie Del Noire on March 17, 2011, 05:53:00 PM
Hmm.. how about...

You see a pretty girl and wish she'd 'jiggle' jump like some races due during 'idling' in place. :D

Raising that with preforming the idle of my main >.>'