... Needs

[LadyMarisa]

Go to google and type in your forum name (or your name if you don't care about sharing) needs and post the funny results. :P

For example.

LadyMarisa  needs:

Marisa needs to reveal her true identity to him but is concerned about the consequences – not only for herself but also her colleagues.

Marisa needs to be stopped now before anyone else is taken advantage of from her deceitful web of lies.

Marisa needs more than a Band-Aid to patch up the hole in her career

Marissa needs to receive a glucagon shot, preferably by the school nurse.

[MasterMischief]

Apparently, I need four inches added to my member.

[Star Safyre]

Most of mine have to do with the comic book character.

Star Sapphire Needs A Revamp

Star Sapphire needs to be more popular.

Star Sapphire needs rescuing.

Star Sapphire needs to turn Hal into a woman, possess him, then get pregnant.

[LadyMarisa]

I cut my real name out to protect my innocence  >:) but my real name produces funnier ones :P

needs a new man for Christmas [no she doesn't!]

needs your help in finding the magical talismans from around the world and fighting off villains with kung fu

needs rescuing but i took pics instead =).

needs to be a 1 hour long show

needs to take a class in etiquette

[Saerrael]

Saerra needs the key.

I do? O.o Which one...?
Only match as well.. Hmm...

[abandoneddolly]

abandoneddolly dosen't need anything

but dolly

needs her space

dolly needs a home and someone to love her

dolly needs to be adopted

dolly needs a ride to burmmingham

dolly needs a blood test

>< apparently someone might have loved dolly a bit too much?

[Seara]

Seara needs Octane Fitness

Seara needs Treadmills

Apparently they are telling Seara she needs to go on a diet!

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Chevalier needs money.

Chevalier needs fun.

Chevalier needs pleasure.

Chevalier needs to have a good night.



Apparently Chevalier just needs a hooker.

[Kitsunetsuki]

Ok, this was...interesting...

Kit needs ... gratitude and humility [hmmm]
Kit needs ... a G.I. (can opener) [aww...c'mon...can't I have the G.I. instead?? ;D]
Kit needs ... consideration of some facts [!!!]
Kit needs ... a name! [uh...ok!]
Kit needs ... friends and mother [agreed on the friends part]

Now, as for my real name...

***** needs ... to go with me to Weight Watcher [!!!]
***** needs ... a roommate this summer! [uh...no]
***** needs ... to stay on the minds of doctors [hmmm]

And that's all for that one since my first name is apparently the last name of a baseball player and I'm not going to post those :P hehe

[LadyMarisa]

Rofl. I like all of yours much better.  ;D

[Star Safyre]

I should have done my real name too.

Apparently,
I...need a few friends with open hearts and open arms.
I...need to know the truth.
I...need a haircut!!
I...need needle-nose pliers to pull hair out of the shower drain.
I...need a REAL REALITY check.
I...need a new family that will love [me] enough to make sure receive the best of care, and practices a little tough love when it comes to food.


That last one sounds a bit kinky...

[Lucinda]

Lucinda needs to be on everyone's stereo right now

Lucinda needs to fine someone as strong willed as she is

Lucinda needs no introduction

Lucinda needs to learn some humility

Lucinda needs a husband, not a lover

Um thanks?? :-S

[Rubicon]

Rubicon needs new paint.
Rubicon needs your vote.
Rubicon needs this kind of attention!!!
Rubicon needs your help URGENT!
Rubicon needs "CV" Driveshaft.


...I'm not 100% certain the last doesn't violate the non-adult rules....