Perverted Wishes

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Tanglefoot

Wish granted....snow is gone for ever. In its place are cold flakes of acid.

I wish people in the USA were not so apathetic
We are all strangers in a strange land, longing for home, but not quite knowing what or where home is. We glimpse it sometimes in our dreams, or as we turn a corner, and suddenly there is a strange, sweet familiarity that vanishes almost as soon as it comes...

Aeval

Granted! People are so caring, kind, understanding and loving, you are swamped with people wanting to help you, listen to you , love you that all work stops and the entire USA is closed for everything!

I wish someone would do my dishes.

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

asw20

Granted - your mother in law has come over to do your dishes.  I don't know your mother in law, but I know mine.

I  wish I had a nice glass of red wine in my hand.

Aeval

Quote from: asw20 on January 04, 2009, 10:09:43 PM
Granted - your mother in law has come over to do your dishes.  I don't know your mother in law, but I know mine.

I  wish I had a nice glass of red wine in my hand.

Grante! The color is deep, deep burgandy, the bouquet is perfect...when you go to taste it..it tastes like piss!

I wish I didn't have to go to work and could still get paid.

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Ryven

Granted!  You no longer have to go to work...because you've been horribly crippled and disfigured in a car accident.  You live out your days receiving disability checks because you're stuck in a wheel chair with a feeding tube stuck in your throat and have no legs and one arm.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

cattycutie

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Granted, but the Earth has a huge heatwave, and all the water in the world is dried up, leaving Ryven a dead fishy.
I wish the city centre wasn't filled with inconsiderate (bleep)s, who think that they are more important than everyone else, therefore believing that they have the God-given right to shoulderbarge anyone and everyone walking in the opposite direction!!!
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Melarie

Granted!! ..... a gang of homicidal maniac high school kids with automatic weapons has wiped them all out and is now crouched in windows throughout the area, popping pills and reading seventeen magazine through blood spattered gucci glasses while they wait to blast anyone brave enough to chance the streets.

I wish I could get revenge on my ex who cheated on me with that 16 year old redhead. 

Aeval

Granted!! In the state you live in, it is a crime for anyone to fornicate with a 16 year old..your ex is prosecuted and charged with Criminal Sexual Conduct and must register as a sex offender for the rest of his natural (and unnatural) life!

I wish I could come up with some amazing, fantabulous ideas for rp's!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

TheRev

Granted, but then you wouldn't be around in this topic as much as you are!

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Aeval

Quote from: TheRev on January 06, 2009, 12:41:13 AM
Granted, but then you wouldn't be around in this topic as much as you are!

I wish it wasn't so cold here.
Good one Rev!!! btw..there are several of us who have made THAT wish already!

Granted!! You are enthralled with a heat wave that warms up everything !

I wish someone would knock on my door and present me with a new job that pays double what I make now!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Thufir Hawat

Quote from: Aeval on January 06, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
Good one Rev!!! btw..there are several of us who have made THAT wish already!

Granted!! You are enthralled with a heat wave that warms up everything !

I wish someone would knock on my door and present me with a new job that pays double what I make now!

Granted, but it's time-consuming and you don't get nearly as much free time to spend on elliquiy, and your private life suffers just as much. Even as they pay you per hour and double your current amount, yu know that you will be robot-like if you stay longer than a year...

I wish I was more careful what I wish for, without falling into apathy ;D !
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Ryven

Granted!  You're so careful that you spend your entire life researching the perfect wish and never get to wish for it.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast.

Malrunar

Granted! But It's kinda old and mushy, since I got caught in traffic trying to take it to you. Sorry!

I wish I could find Waldo...

Ryven

Granted.  You find Waldo...under your parents bed at the bottom of a box of old 70's porn magazines.

I wish I had a cookie.

Aeval

Granted! There is a whole array of cookies..but when you look..you just can't find the one you really like!

Wish I had a money tree in my garden!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Kangaroo

Granted!  You are the garden and your hair is the tree.  Every time you shake your head, pieces of silver and gold fall around your feet, but, alas, they are fake.

I wish I had self-confidence...
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Ryven

Granted!  You have so much self-confidence that you begin deluding yourself into thinking you can do anything including feats of the supernatural or fantastical which leaves you rocking back and forth in a mental institution because you think you can fly.

I wish something interesting would come on tv.

Aeval

Granted!! You can watch  'Interesting News" on Channel 4, "Interesting Tunes" on Channel 5, "Interesting Home" on Channel 6....well..you get the picture  ;D

I wish when I got home dinner was all made and on the table waiting for me!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Ryven

Granted!  When you get home, dinner is waiting for you.  He is a very pissed off werewolf with an ironic name.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

Tanglefoot

Wish granted your next doesn't hurt. It is broken but you feel no pain.

I wish my kitten would just relax already
We are all strangers in a strange land, longing for home, but not quite knowing what or where home is. We glimpse it sometimes in our dreams, or as we turn a corner, and suddenly there is a strange, sweet familiarity that vanishes almost as soon as it comes...

Aeval

I have a good answer Emrys..but it is too evil! Gonna go with a different one!

Your kitten is so relaxed she is comotose and you won't be able to wake her for a week!

Wish tomorrow would be 80 degrees and sunny!!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Tanglefoot

You were thinking of destroying my kitten weren't you!?......I would only suggest that if seeing grown men cry is a past time of yours..and if it is we can find other ways for you to get your fix.

Your wish is granted it will be 80 degrees and sunny, but for some odd reason there will be hurricane force winds.

Seeing that my kitten is sleeping for a week I wish I had a new, interesting yet friendly new pet to play with
We are all strangers in a strange land, longing for home, but not quite knowing what or where home is. We glimpse it sometimes in our dreams, or as we turn a corner, and suddenly there is a strange, sweet familiarity that vanishes almost as soon as it comes...

Ryven

Granted!  You have a new friend.  He is a very large, affectionate werewolf named lunch (dinner's brother), and he gets very 'friendly' with you.

I wish it was 10pm already.

Kangaroo

Granted!   It is 10PM............................in Brazil



I wish my phone would ring
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Ryven

Woot! I think Brazil is in the same time zone as me.

Granted!  Your phone rings...but its on vibrate.

I wish there was something nummy to eat when I got home.