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Sylk

#25
July 01, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
You tell your mother she has to smoke on the porch because no one is allowed to smoke in your house.  Then when she says; "You're kidding me."  You hit her with.... "my house, my rules"  that you heard over and over and over again as a child.

(yes, I did that... probably 20 years ago.)
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#26
July 01, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
If saturday night no longer automatically calls for going partying - even if you are living alone.

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lenka

#27
July 01, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
you think of the consequences to your actions...

Lidian

#28
July 01, 2011, 06:43:09 PM
You actually WANT to spend all day Sunday at home resting.

despickable

#29
July 01, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
You say that the music the kids play today isn't music and that its up too loud and songs were better when i was young

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#30
July 04, 2011, 12:33:22 PM
If you no longer drink alcohol in order to get drunk, but to enjoy the taste.

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#31
July 05, 2011, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: Captain Maltese on July 01, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
If your guns are no longer plastic toys.

If you no longer think it would be cool to haul up a water pistol and unload it in the face of a stranger.

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#32
July 06, 2011, 09:03:04 AM
You spend New Years Eve putting together the Ikea furniture you bought yourself for Christmas.

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Ensilumi

#33
July 06, 2011, 09:12:15 AM
If you're perfectly happy with getting a fridge for Christmas (and didn't even want video games or anything)

Captain Maltese

#34
July 06, 2011, 04:43:59 PM
If you leave a mall emptyhanded because there was nothing you needed.

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#35
July 06, 2011, 05:50:48 PM
You stay home on a Saturday night alone and are okay with it.
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