Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

Started by Remiel, December 24, 2010, 02:42:21 PM

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Mithlomwen

25.  Cider I can handle, just so long s it doesn't make me wider.

Are we going to be leaving soon? 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Cassiopeia

26. Not quite yet, we'll leave at noon.

Do you think you'll pack light?

(Omg, AWESOME thread idea!  :o)

Kaizen

27. Nope, it's only for tonight.

Do you have any gum?

Cassiopeia

28. Sadly, no, but I do have some rum!

By any chance, do you have something to mix?

Remiel

29. All I have are these cinnamon sticks.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Cassiopeia

30.) Not quite sure ... oh hey there's your shoe!

Does this mean that I'm being abducted?

Remiel

31. Consider yourself duly instructed.  ;D

Now, where did I put that ball gag?

Cassiopeia

32.  I think I saw it in the bag.

Why the hell did I just tell you that?! ><

Ryven

33.  I could save you with this bat.

I'll hit him right in the head.

Remiel

34. Don't do it too hard, or I'll be dead!

I guess I could just let her go.

Mithlomwen

35.  It's so much better to just go with the flow.

I thought we were going to truss her up? 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Cassiopeia

36. No, not me, I'm just a young pup!

If you don't let me go I'll have a fit!

Remiel

37.  But I just wanted to suck on your... catcher's mitt.

Uh, oh,  here comes the cops!

Cassiopeia

38.  Hah!  You'll be in so much trouble when they tell my Pops!

You'd better start running, silly little man!

Ryven

39. Run run run as fast as you can!

The fuzz is upon you!

Kaizen

40.  Bad boys, Bad boys, whatchya gonna do?

Here, you wanna hit this joint?

Cassiopeia

41. But I'm already high, so what's the point?

Do chloroform and weed mix well?

ArtemisHighmore

42. I am not really sure that I could tell.
Why does this information matter?

Remiel

43. Ouch! I just walked into a ladder!

Why do they put these things here, anyway?

Cassiopeia

44.  I'm not really one to say.

Just don't walk under it, it's bad luck!

ArtemisHighmore

45. Maybe I should just duck.
Who broke the mirror?

Cassiopeia

46.  The herald, he said it was beckoning him to come nearer.

Be careful not to get cut!

Mithlomwen

47. You shouldn't if you keep the door shut.

You might lock it just to be safe.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Beguile's Mistress

48.  The herald's squire is a total naif

He spends all his time grooming his horse

Ryven

49. Perhaps he will learn in due course.

It seems we're all experiencing a lot of bad luck.