Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines

Started by Ariel, April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM

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Snapespersephone

You like to dance? Good lets go do the Horizontal hustle.
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Ariel

Your face reminds me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be amongst them.
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LordHarketh193

this worked and i was very happy i spent decades reading and watching romantic films/books and shakesphere.


Shall i compare thee to a summers night dream?
No i will compare thee to Angels but you shine more than all of them.
I will compare you to a rose as your beauty is so divine.
I will compare you to a rainbow as your colourful and a gift to my eyes.

But baby your beauty knows no bounds, I'm lost in your eyes and I'm happy i found you before you passed me by.
What do you say to ice cream, because I'm getting hot under the collar but you my sweet are hotter than chili.
So how about that ice cream ;)

cptBacon

Is your dad in jail? 'Cause if I were your dad, I'd be in jail.
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The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

Graundur

THIS actually got me once. Not that I'm proud. He even said later on that his friends and him had looked around on the internet for pick up lines.


If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.

Snapespersephone

"Hey Pretty Lady want to kill all humans?" It works for bender
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

cptBacon

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
A super detailed introduction to me:
O/O

My current stories:
The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

ErikaWyte

Well...its not going to suck itself!....

I had to laugh.

Snapespersephone

"Baby I am hung like a vault monster."
I took it as a sign my husband either plays to many video games or drank to much
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Vain

I bet you are like a Timex. You can take a lickin and keep on tickin'

Snapespersephone

lets exercise. You touch your toes and I will let you balance on my rod."  ;)
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Vain

Do you have any German in you? No, would you like some?

himawari

hey babe, you must be tired......from running through my mind all day.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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Vain

you ...me... trunk of my car.... what ya think

LordHarketh193

I could no believe this got my xbox/MW (modern warfare) zombie mate a hot date for a pool party we had recently.
It went like this...

J - Hay there beauty, you know if you were a alien i'd still want ya.
Cath - Okay? *looks round like WTH?!*
J - But seem as your hotter than a vampire babe in a graveyard wearing nothing but a long silk cape then i'd have to say your already out of this world.
Cath - *blushes* oh really?
J - Tottally babe infact if you had to be a gun i'd use to kill russians in Modern warfare you'd be a assaslt rifle because you'e just assalted my heart.
Cath - Really your sweet.
J - wanna go to a pool party this weekend so i can watch you blow my mind?
Cath - okay i'll see you then.
J - Cool pick you up after work, see ya cath

I was so shocked it actually worked XD

Snapespersephone

"Hey my flour covered angel! How abouts we go in the back and bake up something special. " ;) it was my husband so it worked.
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

LordHarketh193

LOL

Hay you wanna go shoot some zombies, or do you wanna get your mind blown?

SpiralSpider

Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???
~ My Ons/Offs, Characters and general RP info ~ Where am I?

"If you get hurt, hurt them back. If they kill you... walk it off."

Snapespersephone

(Phone call)
random dude: hey is Jill there?

Me: Uh I think you have the wrong number

Random: Oh hey sorry sweetheart, your not hot are ya? you sound hot.

I need to stop answering my phone
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

SpiralSpider

Me: (waking up to weird noises and finding a strange guy in my room) "Um... who are you?"
Him: "I'm a wizard."
Me: "How did you get in my room?"
Him: "I floated up and came through the window" (he points out the window he has propped open with a dirty cloth of some kind)
Me: "Riight... So... why did you come in my room?"
Him: "I wanted to get to know you. You're special." (places his hand on my knee)

Geezus... I was 15 and on the second floor in an old country house. That crap freaked the hell out of me.
~ My Ons/Offs, Characters and general RP info ~ Where am I?

"If you get hurt, hurt them back. If they kill you... walk it off."

gaggedLouise

"You know I'm a tennis player? Yes, and I'll serve my balls in hard smashes onto your lawn!"

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Snapespersephone

Chloroform or no chloroform needed?
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

gaggedLouise

"If you agree to come with me, no harm..."

:d

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

cptBacon

Quote from: SpiralSpider on July 26, 2013, 03:49:16 PM
Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???
Sorry.

"I like your shirt. It really brings out your boobs."
A super detailed introduction to me:
O/O

My current stories:
The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

ripto666

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?