Random T.V. Quotes.

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Mordred

'Dammit Q!"... Couldn't resist another from Jean Luc Picard, TNG
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

"Tea....Earl Grey...hot..."  Jean Luc Picard - Star Trek TNG
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

jouzinka

Awww... someone just hit one of my weak spots. ;D Let's see...

"Yes!"
"I am Benjamin Sisko."
"I suppose you want the office."
"Well, I thought I'd say hello first and THEN take the office. But we can do it in any order you like."

Kira Nerys and Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Story status: Not Available
Life Status: Just keep swimming...
Working on: N/A

Mordred

"I don't see no points in your ears, boy. But you sound like a Vulcan." - A very old Admiral McCoy to Data... Yes, you guessed... another from Star Trek: The Next Generation. :P
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise...our mission...to explore strange new worlds..to seek out new lives and new civilizations.... to boldly go where no one has gone before..."  - Star Trek TNG
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

Last night I went to the cinema... saw a FULL preview of Star Trek... gave me goosebumps... similar to that first time young Anakin Skywalker slipped on the black helmet.

But... back to the serious matter at hand...

"I'm sorry!" - Raymond, Everybody Loves Raymond
*See Pillory*

WyldRanger

"What kind of an idiot are you?"

"My own special variety" - Odo

from one of my favorite shows of all time: Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

jouzinka

"Vulcans? You knew they were coming?!"
"You guys are the ones who have their comms bugged!"

Shran and Charles "Trip" Tucker
Star Trek: Enterprise
Story status: Not Available
Life Status: Just keep swimming...
Working on: N/A

Mordred

"I am NOT a merry man!!!" - Worf, TNG... even thinking of this cracks me up. Just thinking of his expression and the frustrating, growling voice.
*See Pillory*

WyldRanger

"Of course it's your fault. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract."

Quark to Rom regarding a replicator failure.

jouzinka

Volatile? You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knocking you on your ass.

Charming Captain Jonathan Archer, adressing his soon-to-be Chief Science Officer, T'Pol
Star Trek: Enterprise
Story status: Not Available
Life Status: Just keep swimming...
Working on: N/A

WyldRanger

"That may be the most important thing to understand about humans. It is the unknown that defines our existence. We are constantly searching...not just for answers to our questions...but for new questions. We are explorers...We explore our lives day by day...and we explore the galaxy, trying to expand the boundaries of our knowledge. And that is why I am here. Not to conquer you with weapons or with ideas. But to coexist and learn."

-Commander Benjamin Sisko to wormhole alien
Star Trek Deep Space Nine: Emissary

Malrunar

"They tell you never to hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion hilarious"

Mal from Firefly :)

jouzinka

Miles O'Brien: They're powering up their forward phasers.
Kira Nerys: Red alert! Shields up!
Miles O'Brien: What shields?!

Star Trek DS9: The Emissary
Story status: Not Available
Life Status: Just keep swimming...
Working on: N/A

Victor LaCroix

"So remember, sex is bad, immoral and wrong. And if you have sex your automatically a member of the Al-Quaeda."
'The Reverend Jerry Kirkwood'
-Family Guy-
A taste is Simply Divine

Inkidu

Chris (Luke) walks in.

Lois (Princess): Aren't you a little fat to be a storm trooper?
Chris: Well sit here an rot you stuck-up b**ch.

Family Guy Star Wars: Blue Harvest
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Diabolus Lupus

Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?- Piper Halliwell, Charmed

I'm not sure if I have this one right, but it should be close.

"It turns a girl on when things go boom."- Fiona, Burn Notice

Inkidu

Quote from: Devilstrike on January 28, 2009, 01:02:34 PM
Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?- Piper Halliwell, Charmed

I'm not sure if I have this one right, but it should be close.

"It turns a girl on when things go boom."- Fiona, Burn Notice
The line is, "Nothing turns a girl on more than when something goes boom." you were close though. :D
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

Ziva: I stand corrected. It appears he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.
McGee: Donkey's butt?
Tony: I think she means horse's ass McGee.
Ziva: Yes. That too.

Tony Dinozzo, Tim McGee, and Ziva David from NCIS
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Diabolus Lupus

(Gibbs and Jenny watching Tony and Ziva from above squad room)
Jenny: She seems to be fitting in well.
Gibbs: She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
Jenny: How?
Gibbs: Driving home from a crime scene.

Jethro Gibbs and the NCIS Director, NCIS


Oddly enough Gibbs' first line sounds like something that'd be said about my sister's driving some days.

Inkidu

Palmer: If you didn't find anything psychologically wrong with him then why did he kill...
Ducky: Well, there is... evil in the world Mr. Palmer.

NCIS (David McCallum is fantastic.)
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

Quote from: Inkidu on January 28, 2009, 09:29:14 PM

NCIS (David McCallum is fantastic.)

Agreed!!

McGee: (to Abby) Abby, you're getting powder all over my keyboard.
Abby: (shoving McGee's hand away) What's you're point?
McGee: My point is, Abby, that you are really, really overdoing the sugar thing again.
Abby: Well, I'm eating for two.
(McGee looks concerned)
Abby: Relax. I was pointing to health food freak over there. Everytime I pass her desk I have this overwhelming urge to shove a cheeseburger in her throat.

NCIS
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Valiant Knight

"You're out of your Vulcan mind, Spock!" McCoy

Valiant Knight

"One of the advantages of being a captain, Doctor, is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."  Kirk

Diabolus Lupus

Bones: (examining curled up skeleton) How could this happen?
Booth: Umm, maybe he was rolled up in a carpet?
Bones: Where's the carpet?
Booth: Well, it rotted away. You know, with the... meaty parts.
(Bones begins laughing hysterically)
Caroline Julian: Excuse me? What is so funny?
Bones: (restraining laughter) Nothing.
Caroline Julian: I should hope not, because there's a dead body deserving of our respect right in front of you.
(Bones bursts out laughing again)
Caroline Julian: I did not know she could laugh.

They never said what happened with that skeleton...I think.