Corrupt a wish

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted but you can't control it so your brain is overloaded.

I wish I can have a pet baby fox =v =

[diamonedsky]

Granted, but it's the offspring of Swiper from Dora the Explorer, and it steals all your stuff, hiding it in places you can't find

I wish I could go to South Korea.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you're deaf from a problem with the airplane and can't hear upon arrival or for the rest of your life.

I wish I could buy all the books I wanted.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted but then they are all burned

I wish the world has unlimited resource

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but all of them are contaminated with a deadly disease from the process of multiplying the existing resources.

I wish people didn't require sleep, but could still have dreams.

[diamonedsky]

Granted, but everyone then has access to each other's dreams, and this crossing of dreams is disastrous, creating nothing but nightmares.

I wish my throat would stop hurting.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but when it stops hurting, the ache moves up and you get a migraine.

I wish I went to sleep, no time passed until I woke up again.

[diamonedsky]

Granted, but then the second you wake up, time speeds up, passing all that you missed, like in Big Fish, and your mind is overwhelmed and you fall into a coma...

...wait until you wake up from that one

I wish I could go to Neverland.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you grow up and no one will talk to you.

I wish I had a flawless memory.

[Caitlin]

Granted, but you keep reminding yourself of all the mistakes and failures you had in your life, over and over again until it drives you nuts.

I wish the next person finds 100 dollars on the street. (Good luck corrupting that, hah!) >:)

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but it was yours and you lost it and missed the cab to work because you had no money, lost your job because you missed work, and have nothing to your name. I won the lottery on one of the tickets I bought with it.

I wish I could choose the order in which things in time happened.

[Caitlin]

Granted, that lottery ticket you thought you bought with my money, was now bought with mine instead and all the things you said that happened to me, now happened to you. -grins-

I wish I knew what to buy with all those millions I just won. ;)

[Flaming]

Granted, you now have a list so long you just spend all your life buying things you actually never get to use.

I wish bureaucracy was faster.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted, but the decisions made are stupid ass decisions.

I wish I will never be thirsty or hungry anymore

[Caitlin]

Granted, instead you're now a zombie.

I wish I saw a falling star tonight that doesn't crash on me or my house. ;D

[MelisaArtemis]

It crash on your neighbor and the blast destroys your house and yourself anyway :P

I wish its not so humid here

[Caitlin]

Rawr... Granted, the air is so dry that it'll make your skin spontaneously blister.

I wish I had a new house. <.<

[Skadii]

Granted...but unless you have the pwoer to shrink yourself, I am afraid your brand new Barbie Dream House isn't going to shelter you from the storm!


I wish I felt better!

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but now that you are better, everyone else is sick.

I wish I had no more work to do for the next two days, at least.

[Caitlin]

Granted, but you're bored to hell with nothing to do but stare at an empty wall.

I wish I had a car to go with my new 'house'. ;)

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but it only goes ten miles an hour with the pedal all the way down.

I wish anything I could imagine could become real.

[Flaming]

Granted, now Mr. Stay Puft is a real thing

Ghostbusters Stay Puft Man

I wish I could roleplay for a living

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but everyone you get to roleplay with is illiterate with unoriginal plots.

I wish I could write for a living.

[Flaming]

Granted, you are now a keyboard

I wish I could live on marshmallows

[diamonedsky]

Granted, now you're eaten along with the marshmallows.

I wish I drove a Jeep.