Corrupt a wish

[Vill]

Granted, but you'll be constantly thirsty.

I wish I could see a UFO.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It turns out to be a kite.

I wish you could visit an aliens speices.

[TheHangedOne]

Granted. They have this lovely cookbook, "To Serve Man". Life on the alien planets is so great, nobody  ever comes back...  >:)

I wish I had a thousand dollars, legal tender, legally acquired, not-taxed.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Immediately upon receiving the money, a sinkhole opens up right beneath your feet.  You are rescued, fortunately, but the costs of your medical treament - even with insurance - comes out to $999.50  You manage to keep $.50

I wish for a taco.

[Ironwolf85]

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Granted, too bad the US is not the only country to use "Dollars" so for some reason the money is pink and purple, and has funny letters. I got post ninjaed

Granted, you are in an eating contest, and the salsa is made with ghost peppers, you will likely end up puking.

I wish I could be anything I felt like being.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  But once you become that thing you want to be, you lose the power.  Better choose wisely.  And try not to think too hard about being a tree.

I wish I wasn't in an eating contest.

[TheHangedOne]

You ar eno longer in an eating contest. Now, it's a sexual endurance contest.

I wish I had a Leanan Sidhe to put my muse into high gear.

[Ironwolf85]

oh YES, your muse is in high gear, too bad though there's nothing to create with here but sand on the beach...

I wish I could afford the good things in life.

[TheHangedOne]

You can. Bad news is, the Russian mafia is pretty upset about all that money that went missing... and they know who did it, too. You.

Edit: Whoops, that was premature. My wish! A bar of Lindt white chocolate.

[Ironwolf85]

too bad it's phallic shaped, you look bad in public.

I wish there was more common sense in the world.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It's so common that it becomes overlooked, like most common things.  The end result is that we're right back where we were before the wish.

I wish I had a new game.

[Ironwolf85]

Granted, too bad it's Ride to Hell: Redemption...

I wish I had a better job.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Oh dear.  What a horrid game.  But, it makes a nice throwing star!

Granted.  You become CEO of a major corporation.  Which subsequently is shut down by the federal government for fraud.  You, being the CEO, are sentenced to 15 years in prison.

I wish you were found innocent of the charges.

[Ironwolf85]

yep but nobody will hire me for that again... I'm on to the talk show circuit and tell all books...

I wish I could have a body like my male persona there.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  You have a horse's head, and nothing else.

I wish I had more scented candles.

[Ironwolf85]

ARGH... I am deformified nuuuuuu

Also you have boxes of them, too bad they are poorly made to get so many, and stink pretty bad.

I wish I was beautiful.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  About a month ago, someone failed to posted a wish, and it resulted in a free, corrupt-free wish.  I offered it to people, but no one accepted it.  I apply it now, since I don't feel like corrupting it.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Ironwolf85]

you gave me one, and I give you a bottle of aspirin in return because headaches SUCK.

Next person gets corrupt wishes though!

[Vill]

Granted, except you are the person to get corrupt wishes.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

[Ironwolf85]

they are, sadly you can only wish for things personally detrimental to yourself.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  They're stale as hell.

I wish that there were more interesting TV shows on at 1:30 in the morning.

[Vill]

Granted, but you'll never be awake at 1:30 am again.

I wish I could time travel.

[Daoine Sidhe]

I think I can live with that.

Granted.  You can time travel to before the Earth existed.

I wish I was a ninja!

[Vill]

Granted, but you can only use your ninja powers at 1:30 am.

I wish I was a ninja. (I honestly can't think of a way to corrupt this one)

[Daoine Sidhe]

I sleep like a ninja!  Woo!

Hm.  Granted.  You are the least successful ninja, and taken out by a rival ninja clan.  :-(

I wish you were a better ninja.