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Online BlissTopic starter

Naughty or Nice?
« on: November 29, 2007, 07:41:30 PM »
Naughty. Very, very naughty, all you little elves... time to write about it.

Based on the Christmas Elf Name Generator that Amberghylles posted about here, we decided it would be fun to write a massively multiplayer seasonally oriented game. Everyone would go, generate their elf names... and Santa's workshop will become a VERY naughty place, with lots of VERY special toys.

Silly? Yes.
Dirty? Totally.
Fun? Probably the best grownup fun we'll all get to have together this holiday season.

So... who is in? Snappy Spirit-fingers wants to know how much interest before we get this big jingle bell a-rolling....

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 08:03:54 PM »
Blinky Crazy-legs, the buxom elf, totally stunned by everything that's going on around her, may want to play.....*grins* 

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 08:05:13 PM »
Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 08:06:28 PM »
I think a certain vampiress might be content to remain, ah, tied up with a certain vampire in limbo for a while if Tinker-tum-Tums wants to play without overbalancing the thread load... *wink*

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 08:10:15 PM »
Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

What?
Even if I get Zippy Fluffy-paws to play as well?

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2007, 08:16:58 PM »
Wobbly Snow-sneezer really doesn't understand the whole idea, but would welcome some fun :)

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2007, 08:19:29 PM »
It's not too hard Xillen, we all take on the persona of our 'elf names' and become Santa's little helpers.

I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2007, 08:20:33 PM »
Heh, that's ok. I'll just see what happens and play along :)

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2007, 08:24:28 PM »
I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?

*taps her nose* You bet your bippy!

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2007, 08:27:19 PM »
ok hell..why not


Count Tinker-tum-tums in...if I can come up wtih a suitable elfy personality

Whether or not Zipper Fluffy-paws joins :P

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2007, 08:27:37 PM »
*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 08:28:53 PM »
*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...

*coughs* I am actually getting my son a few transformers for christmas..dont make me get paranoid and re-open his gifts to make sur ethey just turn into cars and trucks :P

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 08:30:01 PM »
Errrrrrrmmmmm.......did they come in a brown paper bag?

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2007, 08:32:30 PM »
around christmas time most department store switch to brown paper bags instead of the see-through plastic bags (for parents wanting to hide christmas presents on teh way home and such)

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2007, 08:33:36 PM »
Nipper Floppy Feat might want to play

Well you know what they say about men with big feat, ya I am sticking with that  ;D

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2007, 08:37:49 PM »
But with Floppy as a middle name?.....
OK he's the Viagra and penis pump tester....*grins*


OK then Trifle, did the 'toy shop' you bought them from, have a flashing neon sign out the front of a man hugging a ladies bottom?

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2007, 08:51:44 PM »
No its just because of the size

No really

*Squik*

Offline Amberghylles

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2007, 08:55:20 PM »
Well... seeing as Sparky Bing-a-ling helped come up with the idea I am definitely in.


Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2007, 09:05:42 PM »
Now I have some hard decisions, if I spell my name correctly (using leathers not in the English language) I get

Dingy Angel Pants

If I use English leathers

Nipper Floppy Feat

Hmm tough decision

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2007, 09:15:16 PM »
Oh no..you can't get out of it like that!
You named yourself Nipper Floppy Feat and I'm already working out all the *wink wink* jokes.....*grins*

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2007, 09:33:09 PM »
U shall stay true to my first choice, besides it sounds more comic. The other one sounds a bit like some 80s Porn actor’s name :P

Offline strangely made

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 06:00:42 AM »
Zippy Fluffy-paws will be standing by in quality control :)

Offline Elandra

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2007, 09:47:51 AM »
Count me in, though it is a toss up if I should use my elf name from my real name or E Identity.

Real: Perky Angel-Pants
E: Perky Smickleifigus

Offline ZK

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2007, 09:52:17 AM »
o.o And apparently it sees me as a crazy narcoleptic. Or a person who sleeps with everyone.

Batty-Bed Head. o.o

Or if I used the last name my mother was married under.

Batty-Angel Pants.

The other one would make me a crazy prude, a celibate. *laughs*
« Last Edit: November 30, 2007, 09:54:37 AM by Z.K. »

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2007, 10:51:05 AM »
Ohh!

*Didn't see the name generator and feels stupid now*

Will go by the name of Blissful Smickleifigus from now on...

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2007, 03:55:03 PM »
Hmmmmm...two with 'figus' in their names....I wonder if Mrs Claus has fresh ginger in her larder?

Offline Caeli

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2007, 05:29:30 PM »
I'm... Sparky Spirit-Fingers? o_O;
... It sounds kind of dirty @@;

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2007, 05:52:16 PM »
Any experience in the Exotic massage industry :o

Might be the right person to take the Floppy out of my name :P

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2007, 03:08:28 AM »
Can I go by my "married" name? - Lucky Candy-Lips *giggle*  it's much better then the alternatatives :)

Offline kongming

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2007, 03:16:52 AM »
Hmmmmm...two with 'figus' in their names....I wonder if Mrs Claus has fresh ginger in her larder?

Oooooh....

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2007, 03:18:30 AM »
Oooooh....

can i second that Oooooh? :D

Offline kongming

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2007, 03:23:27 AM »
What the heck, sounds like fun. So, Merry Floppsy-Feet or Bijou Fluffy-Paws?

Also, are these elves the typical Christmas ones (adults that look a bit weirdly proportioned, pointy ears, and perhaps one foot tall), "Santa Clause" ones (they look like 8-10 year old chil- hey, here's an idea, how about not) or "Lord of the Rings" elves? Or something else entirely?

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2007, 05:31:58 AM »
Their 1 foot tallness doesn't really make them childish at all in my eyes...

Do you have the same problem with hobbits?

Offline kongming

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2007, 05:42:12 AM »
No, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

The 1' tall ones don't look like children, so that doesn't worry me. As for hobbits, I just find them plain ugly so it's much of a muchness. I think they look better as D&D 3.5 halflings - "elf children, except the females have breasts".

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2007, 05:59:35 AM »
No, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

Ah ok, no, that's bad.

I'd imagined this as the 1' tall ones... More gnomish than elvish in appearance, tho...

Offline Far eyes

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2007, 10:12:16 AM »
Maybe the more adult version with the Elf like features, or perhaps a generally more fey outline.

Offline Elvi

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2007, 03:46:59 PM »
*raises eyebrows*

You think christmas elves are 'children'?

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2007, 03:50:37 PM »
No, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

The 1' tall ones don't look like children, so that doesn't worry me. As for hobbits, I just find them plain ugly so it's much of a muchness. I think they look better as D&D 3.5 halflings - "elf children, except the females have breasts".

well it would be against the rules if we used the elves they used in things like The Santa Clause because of the whole "cant look pre-pubescent". I personally view the elves as adult but purportionally small :)

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2007, 04:43:37 PM »
Elves are Sherona & Cherri sized, which means they are the perfect height :)

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2007, 04:57:56 PM »
LOL Cherri :P

Offline strangely made

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2007, 05:47:13 PM »
Elves are Sherona & Cherri sized, which means they are the perfect height :)

Is that with or with out socks?

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2007, 05:59:24 PM »
socks add at least 1/16 inch and i'll take all the help i can get :)

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2007, 06:00:13 PM »
*puts 32 pairs of socks* Does this mean I have broken five foot?

Offline strangely made

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »
*puts 32 pairs of socks* Does this mean I have broken five foot?

No, but you'll have some where to store the ginger :)

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2007, 06:23:47 PM »
lolol hubby was teasing wtih me the other week. A commercial was coming on about child safety seats and it was like "4'9 or smaller still need booster seats" he looked at me and said "Well hun guess we need to get you a booster.."

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2007, 06:38:05 PM »
*grins* i am too big for booster seats! 

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2007, 06:44:13 PM »
lol technically by an inch or so tall I am too..

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2007, 06:45:25 PM »
just make sure you always wear heels - that way there's no question ;)

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2007, 06:48:36 PM »
I still have my Prom shoes from '97...hunter green six inch square heels..had to get them specially made because they didn't make that high of squared heels, but my prom date was a 6'4 and I didn't want to look too silly :P

Granted I was so anti social I stayed at the prom long enough for pictures and went back home with my date and watched a really sappy movie :)
« Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 06:49:42 PM by Sherona »

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2007, 06:52:20 PM »
lol - yeah, really, you'd think you'd have found a shorter boy to date! :) 

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2007, 06:53:03 PM »
I still have my Prom shoes from '97...

HEY! I went to prom in '97 too! Gratned, I was the only Sophomore there and felt a little strange with my Junior class boyfriend, but whatever!

Offline Sherona

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2007, 06:57:18 PM »
lol Bliss I went to prom my soph year 96, my junior, 97 and senior, '98 all with the same guy. That guy followed me from Kentucky to La when I moved my senior year (he was a year old so by that time he was 18 and graduated) else I probably wouldnt have gone at all.


lol Cherri Tall guys are just a thing for me..my hubby is 6'1ish :P

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2007, 08:50:52 PM »
*Smiles*  finally i got smart and started seeing a girl... of course she's a lot taller then me, but at least she's not a some towering giantess! :)

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2007, 11:51:24 PM »
(runs name generator)
(blinks in panda-like shock, horror, and surprise at the results)

Sunny Sugar-Socks.

(slams head on keyboard, rereads screen)

Sunny.  Sugar.  Socks.

(also checks Naughty or Nice List generator)

Nice...by a count of 1857 nice entries to 223 naughty entries.

(weeps openly at being put on, obviously, the wrong bleeping list...)

Sunny-bunny Sugarcookie Socks-to-be-me.

Online MagicalPen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2007, 11:17:25 AM »
Count me in too...should be up and running in time for the Holidays.

Check out my generated name...

Zippy Monkey-Buns

*shakes head*

If i use my Middle Name instead of first name i get this:

Lucky Monkey-Buns

I think i like that one better.
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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #55 on: December 02, 2007, 11:19:28 AM »
(pouts)

See?  He doesn't have that stuuuuupid alliteration...

 :) :D ;D

Offline Brandon

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #56 on: December 02, 2007, 01:49:58 PM »
Sounds like a great idea. Ill have to come up with some character details for Batty Smickleifigus

Online MagicalPen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #57 on: December 02, 2007, 01:55:59 PM »
I tried my mothers maiden name...

Peppermiz Bing-A-Ling or Lucky Bing-A-Ling

Depending on whether I go with full first name or nickname...too many choices.

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #58 on: December 02, 2007, 02:03:40 PM »
My wife's name, by the by, is Happy Bing-a-ling, so I guess she's related to you, Sil.  And she's also on the Nice list, but in her case she's pleased about it.   :P

Offline Xillen

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2007, 04:37:27 AM »
Will go by the name of Blissful Smickleifigus from now on...

Ill have to come up with some character details for Batty Smickleifigus

Does that make them related? :$

Offline Silkcat

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2007, 05:54:36 PM »
Apparently there are a few of us "Angel-Pants" family members around

Real name: Pinky Angel-pants

Maybe we ought to have a little family get together...

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2007, 09:43:57 AM »
Our Christmas Elves will be the sort that are adult-appearance and proportions, but only perhaps 1' to 2' tall.

There's now an OOC Thread and a Game Thread posted in NCNF small games - so head on over and post your elf-name and a bio, find a partner (or two, or three...) and begin your adventures in Santa's Adult Workshop!

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2007, 09:52:03 AM »
Heh heh.  Already done.
This ain't exactly whatcha call 'right' but it's what popped into my furry head.

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2007, 09:52:55 AM »
Not right at all - but I am actually giggling here at my desk from reading it, so that's definitely a good elfbio!

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2007, 09:56:42 AM »
(bows)
Thankyew!  I figured somewhere in the Workshop there's got to be someone who's job it is to toddler-proof the infant toys...

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2007, 03:14:01 PM »
Sounds fun. I'll hop on with Sparky Smickleifigus, as soon as I come up with a job and bio for him. :D

Offline Draconus Umaki

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2007, 11:16:59 AM »
I tried both my legal and adopted names... and I got the following
Daffy Crazy-legs
and
Daffy Smickleifigus

Which one should I go with??????

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2007, 11:18:11 AM »
Flip a coin, Oh Duck  ;D

Offline Draconus Umaki

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2007, 11:21:24 AM »
*With a large Grin and a great pause* I hereby announce myself as Lord.... Daffy *pause* Crazy-Legs

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2007, 11:23:02 AM »
All rise!

All perform the Dance of the Crazy Duck in honor of His Majesty!

WOO HOO!  WOO HOO!  WOO HOO!  WOO HOO!

 :)

Online BlissTopic starter

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2007, 11:24:54 AM »
There aren't Lords among Christmas elves, you silly goose! er, duck! XD

Offline Draconus Umaki

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2007, 11:26:33 AM »
^_^ Hehe, well the duck got the goose on this one.

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2007, 11:29:21 AM »
Goosing the duck is a treasonable offence!  Off with her clothes!

Offline Sabby

Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #73 on: December 10, 2007, 12:37:00 AM »
I've been reading...

It looks fun :) is there still an opening? I'd like to try it out if thats not too much hassle.

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Re: Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2007, 08:39:32 AM »
Come on in...the water's fine... :)  Just watch for falling mallets.