Oneliners...

Started by Moonhare, February 26, 2009, 09:30:33 PM

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Moonhare

Here's to the great one liners of our own minds. Feel free to leave a parting note in the form of a beautifully crafted one liner.

*Thinks of mailing remotes from female wireless toys all over the world to find out who's works at what ranges, but then the cops might think its the wrong type of explosion trigger*

Inkidu

I didn't come up with this one but it does deserve it.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Moonhare

Cute one there though I like to think mine up on the fly...usually funnier, wittier, and downright thought provoking that way...

To whisper sweet nothings in my ear, to lie to my lips, I listen not to your words but to your heartbeat that slips.