Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Dor

Depends, who's home? If mine, i'd like you. If not, who knows. :P

If I start singing at the top of my lungs even thought I can't sing?
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Andalon

Sure. We could both do a duet together, as I can't sing at all too.

...if I made a crappy human beatbox for your singing?

Dor

Yeah, I'd like you. ;D

...if I sang an opera while wiggling my ass?
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Tamhansen

Oooh, definitely. especially if there's a hole I can see it through, from the trunk

If I sang along. Probably getting noticed.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Dor

Oh yes, we could start a band.

...If I jump around with a tutu?
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Andalon

Sounds kinky :P

...if I would sit and enjoy the show?

Dor

Probably I'd be too drunk to notice. :P

...if I pull you in the dance with me and make you jump like a crazy person?
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Andalon

Sure! I got my jump-like-crazy training from metal festivals, so that I can do ;)

...if I at some point simply collapse and pull you down with me?

Dor

No, you ruined all the fun! Clumsy legs. xP

..if I decide to just lay on you comfortably and don't care if I'm hurting you with my weight.
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Andalon

I don't think your weight will hurt me ;)

... if I decide to roll over so you're under me instead?

Dor

Why did I ended up underneath again? Yes, I guess I'd like you.

if I kept on singing my horrible opera?
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Andalon

Huh? Again? Did I miss something?

And as long as the song is good, I don't mind you singing it ;)

... if I would doze off on you, comfy and cozy as I am?

Dor

Yeah again, haha.

Well, I don't know really, maybe I'd still like you.

...If I decide to scream in your ear to get you off me?
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Andalon

Ouch, heeeey.... there are nicer ways to wake someone up  :-(

... if I bite your tongue for screaming in my ear?

Dor

I'd like that really. ;)

...if I bite you back very hard on your lips?
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Andalon

Yeff, I'd ftill like you ;P

... if I start biting your neck?

Dor

Hmmm, I'm not so sure.... erm... darn it... yes. xP

if I grab on your hair and pull your head back?
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Andalon

Good luck with that, but yeah ;)

... if I'd pull your face back at mine?

Dor

Haha, maaaaaaybe.

...if I start tickle at your waist?
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Andalon

You got something for tickling, hmm?

...if I start to tickle your back?

Dor

Yes, I adore tickling.

And if you're able to tickle me. :P

...if I roughly blow in your face?
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Mordred

Yeah.. anyway it'd be karma for doing that to my dog, when I was younger. I adored him but oh how I loved messing with him.

.. if tied the shoe laces from each of your feet together as you were distracted?
*See Pillory*

Breathless Intent

Hmmm....Only if I didn't end up tripping as a result of that. If so, then I don't know if I could ever forgive you!

...if I ended up using those tied shoes like nunchucks?

Mordred

(nawww, wouldn't let you fall.. but would chuckle as the shock filled your expression :P)

Yes... oh yes.. I'd even do whistling sound effects as you waved those shoes through the air.

.. if I grabbed a broom and spoke to you as if we were in a bad action film, waving the stick around as I challenged you for defeating my master?
*See Pillory*

Breathless Intent

I'd like you quite well! I might have a hard time keeping a straight face, though...

...if I weren't able to restrain my giggles as I tried to accomplish the task of speaking silly action hero lines while feigning bad dubbing by running my mouth longer than necessary?