Bad Advice

[Auron]

Simple game.

I'll state a problem. The next person will give me a horrible solution to the problem, and then state their own problem.


I'm hungry.

[Breathless Intent]

Here, eat this bag of rocks :)

I'm antsy

[Auron]

Try playing Amnesia!

I have a cold.

[Dotley]

Jump into a volcano to warm up!

I'm tired.

[Auron]

Run a marathon.

My phone is dead

[Breathless Intent]

Throw it away and get a new one.

I need a massage

[Phoenixrisen]

See that tiger over there? I think it would happily give you one.

I have a headache.

[Auron]

Give a toddler pots and pans.

Gas prices are too high.

[Phoenixrisen]

Blow up a gas station.

There's a stain on my new dress.

[Breathless Intent]

Call Ken Starr!

I need new shoes

[Auron]

Rob a hobo!

My brother is too loud.

[Breathless Intent]

Sew his mouth shut

I'm thirsty

[Phoenixrisen]

He's some rubbing alcohol.

There's a fly in my soup.

[Breathless Intent]

Find a spider to put in the soup, it'll eat your fly :)

I am horny

[Auron]

I suggest using a chainsaw.

I need more time.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I suggest forgoing sleep, eating and your job; you'll find lots of time.

I have an itch.

[Phoenixrisen]

You might try some battery acid. You won't have an itch anymore.

My house is a mess.

[Auron]

Get a pet bull.

My hand is stuck in a jar.

[Phoenixrisen]

Cut the hand off.

I'm lonely.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Get a cat.  It will probably just stare at a wall, and lay on your feet so you can't move while sleeping, but you won't be alone.

I'm tired.

[Phoenixrisen]

Take a nice long drive down a very boring road.

My foot hurts.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I hear leaches are good for that.

I'm sore from playing too much tennis.

[Auron]

Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of alcohol.

I have a sleeping puppy in my lap and need to go to use the restroom

[Mr Bigglesworth]

The puppy won't mind if you use your boxers.  Dogs are forgiving that way.

I took your advice, and now...ugh

[Auron]

Now, eat salted nuts and bang pots and pans together.

I can't get gamrcube ROMs to work on my computer.