What is your favorite...pick-up line?

Started by Wolfy, January 13, 2011, 11:36:58 PM

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Wolfy

Whether it be Cheesy or not, what is your favorite? :P

Nico


Scribe08

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Shazam! I'm here.. What were your two other wishes?

Lady Higashi

Hi... Would you like to go with a NORMAL man?
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer. Benefits of a classical education."

One Month! Let's do this!

freakula86

My favorite has got to be...this certain one I have used many times as a joke and in life to and it worked.

If I told you had a beautiful body. Would you hold it against me?

Yorubi

"Lets skip the pleasantries and get into bed together to start our hot rest of our lives together."

shadowreppa

Quote from: Yorubi on January 28, 2011, 09:24:45 PM
"Lets skip the pleasantries and get into bed together to start our hot rest of our lives together."

Ladies help me outs on this one:

Excuse me miss, but how many letters are there in the alphabet? 21?

shadowreppa

Quote from: shadowreppa on February 07, 2011, 09:04:43 PM
Ladies help me outs on this one:

Excuse me miss, but how many letters are there in the alphabet? 21?

(never mind, I was hoping a response would have came quick)

but it goes:
Excuse me miss, but how many letters are there in the alphabet? 21?

"No there is 26"

"Oh that's right, I forgot the letters U R A Q T

blue rose

ow that was a cute one.

My favorite is in my signature


" Say, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you ? |
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maitre. Il l’est, le fut, ou le doit être Voltaire about Eros O & O Story Ideas

At the touch of your hand At the sound of your voice At the moment your eyes meet mine
I am losing my mind I am losing control Fighting feelings I can't define
.

freakula86


Anesa

"Baby, are your legs tired?  Cause I've been chasing you all night long in my dreams!"

tonybruno40


ashia starstreak

Hey..*pats self as if in search of something* I lost my number..can I have yours?

"A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested."

Caehlim

Nice shirt, it would look lovely crumpled on my bedroom floor.
My home is not a place, it is people.
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View my (new)Apologies and Absences thread or my Ideas thread.

Koyume

Quote from: Scribe08 on January 20, 2011, 10:37:19 PM
Shazam! I'm here.. What were your two other wishes?

Hah! I love that one.

"Wooah! Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?"

*anticipates groans*

Drow Denizen

Do you have any [nationality] in you?

No?

Want some?

Doesn't work that well in your own country, though, obviously.
You might say it's sexist to treat women like objects, so you can ogle their luscious rounded boobies and melt away between their smooth milky thighs as the sweat runs in rivulets from their writhing, sensuous body, but...sorry, I forgot where I was going with that.

freakula86

"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"

ashia starstreak

* pretends to lick thumb and touches a piece of their clothing* Daang, let's get you out of those wet clothes ;)

"A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested."

evaa


Tagnizkur

Make me a chicken pot pie and get me a beer!

No wait.. thats what said years (or in some cases days) later.

Pickup line?

My VD tests came in clear!

Nah... thats not what we are looking for here are we... Pickup line... pickup lie (whoops freudian slip)

Oh I got it..  Make eye contact..  hold you hand 10 to 18 inches apart..  look down at your own crotch... just nod with a sly smile and walk away!