Corrupt a wish

[CassieBear]

Granted, but it's leftover lamb's brain and Casu marzu cheese.

I wish I could sing in Gaelic.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but your voice is pretty horrible so people leave the audience in droves

I wish it was warmer outside

[originalazrael]

Granted. Your house is teleported to the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but you've already wasted your wish.

I wish biology wasn't such a bitch.

[clonkertink]

Granted. Now it's a right bastard.

I wish I could walk on clouds.

[originalazrael]

Granted. Except you can't reach the clouds.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, you can have as many as you want but you have no mouth. Try to scream if you like.

I wish I had the cheat codes for life.

[CassieBear]

Granted, except you get codes for the crying infant simulator, taxes due simulator, and a pissed off boss skin.

I wish my muse would work with me for all the stories I need to catch up on.

[originalazrael]

Granted, but your muse gives you lots of horrible ideas and cliched tropes.

I wish I was a better RP'er.

[clonkertink]

Granted. You're now write such vivid descriptions of the most extreme kinks that, frankly, you kinda horrify yourself.

I wish I were twins.

[MasterMischief]

Granted.  You are now twin goldfish.

I wish no one went hungry.

[clonkertink]

Granted. Soyleeeent Green is Peeeeoooooopleeee!

I wish I had a kitten

[CassieBear]

Granted, but the kitten doesn't like people and never comes near you.

I wish I didn't have to take a shower.

[clonkertink]

(So.... just a regular cat?)

Granted. You don't have to take a shower, but... well, you stink. Take a shower stinky person.

I wish I could break the sound barrier.

[Knightshadow]

Granted. You broke the sound barrier...but now you can't stop!  Ever.

I wish I could write all day...

[CassieBear]

Granted. You forget to do all your errands for the day as you sit in front of the computer writing for a straight 24 hours.

I wish it wasn't already 12:30PM.

[Knightshadow]

Granted!  It's 12:38pm!

I wish I could write for the whole week, non stop!

[CassieBear]

Granted, but you're skin and bones by the time the week's end, having only been drinking water as you write continuously.

I wish it was warmer so that I could wear a cute shirt.

[Knightshadow]

(Hey, awesome! Great weight loss program! Thanks!)

Granted. It's warm enough to wear a cute shirt...but...uh...now all these creepy older guys stare too long at you!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel!

[CassieBear]

(So nothing out of the ordinary, great.)

Granted, you never get the recognition you deserve despite it being read in classrooms all across the country.

I wish my muse was gentler with me.

[clonkertink]

Granted. But from now on you can only write sappy, excessively cutesy stories about talking animals.

I wish I was an inch taller.

[CassieBear]

Granted. Doctors had to go in and break your bones and insert pins to pull the pins continuously for a few weeks at 4mm intervals.

I wish clothing was easier to deal with.

[clonkertink]

(I, too, have seen Gattaca. shudders)

Granted. From now on, your are only allowed to wear burlap sacks.

[CassieBear]

(Can't say I watched Gattaca, but I have watched one too many surgery documentaries on TLC shutters as well.)

Wishes Clonkertink remembered to put a wish of his own.

[clonkertink]

Granted. Clonkertink wishes his wish was incorruptible.