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Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6200 on: August 04, 2011, 01:35:06 AM »
You're very beautiful, I admit, but I feel neglected when everyone stares at you because you lack a shirt. I'm outtie.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6201 on: August 04, 2011, 01:37:47 AM »
I find your ripples both enticing and by turns freeing, perhaps one day Ill fly back to you.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6202 on: August 05, 2011, 05:57:54 PM »
I really liked getting all dirty with you, but I've showered and until you do the same - it's kinda over.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6203 on: August 05, 2011, 06:53:05 PM »
We had a deal that we should shower together. I come home  a few minutes late and you are already shower fresh! You look great but you broke your word. We are through.

PS: We can get back together if you want to take a shower again. ;)

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6204 on: August 05, 2011, 07:08:03 PM »
I like you sweaty.  But you keep taking showers all the time and I have to get you sweaty all over again.  It's exhausting.  We're done!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6205 on: August 05, 2011, 07:11:06 PM »
If you had been more creative, you would have made me sweaty even while showering! You have lost it, Belle. Let's split while we still like each other and maybe we can remain good friends.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6206 on: August 05, 2011, 07:18:20 PM »
Ouch!  You're too mean for me - Shooo....go away!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6207 on: August 05, 2011, 07:29:13 PM »
Mean? You were the one who threw my comic collection into the river. You think I didn't know about that? I am breaking with you!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6208 on: August 05, 2011, 07:46:59 PM »
I didn't throw them in the river.  That was your previous Ex.  You always confuse me with her - you even called me by her name! I let it slide - but it's clearly over now!  Goodbye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6209 on: August 05, 2011, 07:53:24 PM »
Your ex called. He doesn't want you back. Neither do I. Goodbye, Belle.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6210 on: August 05, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »
Lies!  All my Exes want me back - a few of yours want me as well.  After hearing their stories of your poor treatment - I can't possibly continue this farce.  Now out!!!!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6211 on: August 05, 2011, 08:28:58 PM »
Poor Belle. The house is mine, start packing.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6212 on: August 05, 2011, 09:17:11 PM »
Keep the house - I'd rather be free of you than have any amount of equity.  But - I'm taking the dog! Come here fluffy!!Come to momma

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6213 on: August 05, 2011, 09:19:34 PM »
Thank goodness you are taking your dog. I can't stand her. She has pooped inside all your pretty shoes btw. *evil laugh* Hey, don't forget to take your pet hamster as well. I am off to take a well deserved shower now. Close the door when you go.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6214 on: August 05, 2011, 09:29:28 PM »
Why would I have a hamster?  Do you even know me?  This is why I'm leaving - you never listen and you don't care enough to take and interest in my likes and dislikes.  A hamster?  Grrrrr!!!  I'm so happy to be out of here! *flushes the toilet so that the water in your shower is wayyy too hot for a moment - and slams the front door as I leave* 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6215 on: August 05, 2011, 09:44:40 PM »
*peeps out from my bedroom window* You still here after an hour? Don't you have any place to go? Get outta here before I call the cops and report you for loitering and trespassing. *takes a sip of the coffee* And your coffee's lousy! My next girl will make lovely coffee I am sure.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6216 on: August 05, 2011, 09:55:34 PM »
You're not drinking coffee, that's liquid fertilizer. Get out of here. You're nuts.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6217 on: August 06, 2011, 06:21:31 PM »
It takes the taste away from your god awful cooking! I want a girl that can cook! See ya!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6218 on: August 06, 2011, 06:36:53 PM »
You must be talking about your ex. I am an excellent cook. Get out.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6219 on: August 06, 2011, 07:46:26 PM »
Your cooking makes me throw up. I have hired a hot looking french cook now. You can leave now. Goodbye, Sybl.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6220 on: August 06, 2011, 07:54:50 PM »
You're too fickle:  yesterday you said you'd love me forever.  Today you're asking me to leave.  Kinda psycho!  I think I'd like someone more stable.  Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6221 on: August 06, 2011, 07:59:29 PM »
I didn't know yesterday that you would go to the salon and return looking like Dolly Parton! I'll take you back if the old Belle returns. Until then, it's goodbye! *throws your hamster and its ball at you*

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6222 on: August 06, 2011, 08:02:06 PM »
Animal cruelty gets you a year in Jail, and out of my life.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6223 on: August 06, 2011, 08:54:35 PM »
You and your rules.  Must we have a rule for every little thing?  It's exhausting and I'm done!  Goodbye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6224 on: August 06, 2011, 08:57:03 PM »
I had just one rule. Don't hog the covers at night. Since you turned out to be such a hog, I have to break up with you.