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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 375704 times)

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Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6125 on: July 28, 2011, 06:02:15 PM »
Listen gorgeous... there can only be one of us who has that perfect, "wind blown" hair!  Yeah, I know you had yours first (and it's one of the things that attracted me to you, sugar britches), but then I went to your stylist, and she talked me into a 'wind blown' do, and now?  It's just too much, having all these fans every which way we turn....blowing in our eyes...drying out our skin..   Just can't cope any longer.....  so long, lovely!  (Oh, and I'm taking the big industrial fan... it's hotter than hell here in Oklahoma!!  I need all the wind I can get!)  ;P

Offline boegiboe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6126 on: July 28, 2011, 06:10:01 PM »
No matter how seductive and sexy you are, that's still my favourite chair you keep sitting on! Either get off or get out!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6127 on: July 28, 2011, 06:16:14 PM »
Look here, cutie pie.  Not only am I staying in this chair, I'm going to cuddle here with my next boyfriend.  So - out you!

Offline Nitro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6128 on: July 28, 2011, 06:40:07 PM »
We are so over...Why you may ask....Cause you are snuggling with others when you should be in my strong arms snuggling with me.

Offline Undeniable Sin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6129 on: July 28, 2011, 06:56:46 PM »
I know this is so self centered of me, but I'm afraid i have to break up with you. you see, I'm afraid if we go to the pool together, you will look better than me. I'm sorry but I need someone who makes me look better, not worse.

Offline Nitro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6130 on: July 28, 2011, 07:15:45 PM »
We are done because you are always comparing yourself to me and you are too dang sexy to be putting yourself down all the time and I just can't seem to be around someone that would choose looks over love.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6131 on: July 28, 2011, 07:17:19 PM »
 You are always staring in the mirror, never seeing the real me. Good bye.

Offline Nitro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6132 on: July 28, 2011, 07:18:30 PM »
You are always staring through me and telling me what I do and don't see....later

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6133 on: July 28, 2011, 07:19:55 PM »
You only think that, you never talked to me, ever. Good riddance.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6134 on: July 28, 2011, 07:49:08 PM »
I've asked you over and over to make an appointment to go see the optometrist.... but you refuse to go each time. Don't your eyes bother you?  Well, they bother ME!  It's like they can see right into my very soul!  Every time you look at me, I wanna start confessing every sin I've ever committed!  (And then some! ;P ) I just can't take that kind of stress......gonna have to let ya go.  Good-bye Sybl...

...oh one more thing....that big red stain on the living room carpet?  I spilled the Kool-aid ... sorry! :(

Offline Nitro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6135 on: July 28, 2011, 08:00:36 PM »
We are done cause you don't understand me and my needs

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6136 on: July 28, 2011, 08:49:10 PM »
Needs? Is that what you call those ten giant trucks outside? Holy crap and I thought I was high maintenance. Sorry.. this just ain't going to work.

Offline Nitro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6137 on: July 28, 2011, 08:58:09 PM »
Oh my your talking about my babies are you...then what about your Harem...that you sure for blood and never wanting mine..I can't live like that any more. good bye.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6138 on: July 28, 2011, 09:26:33 PM »
You never let me bite you, too busy playing I suppose. Never mind now, it's over.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6139 on: July 28, 2011, 11:42:37 PM »
Is that all you have to say?  I think I deserve more than that after all we've been through.  When you're ready to really talk about your feelings, call me.  Until then - it's over!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6140 on: July 28, 2011, 11:45:18 PM »
So I should sleep with random women when you aren't in the mood? What kind of a deal is this? I am a one woman kind of guy. If you cant be that woman, lets stop this right here. Goodbye, Belle. *kisses you hard* Now I am tempted to make up again. ;)

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6141 on: July 28, 2011, 11:46:33 PM »
You mean I can't sleep with random women either? What kind of deal is that! It's over honey!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6142 on: July 28, 2011, 11:53:56 PM »
Are you saying I'm only a random woman to you?  I thought I was special.  *weeps and leaves*

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6143 on: July 28, 2011, 11:55:54 PM »
Of course I meant... random women... but Belle is special... why can't you read my mind! Do I have to spell everything out! I can't take it anymore...

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6144 on: July 29, 2011, 08:12:58 AM »
Can't you shut up about Belle? I am so tired of this. Good bye.

Offline Undeniable Sin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6145 on: July 29, 2011, 12:57:08 PM »
You are constantly staring at me, making me feel as if you see everything. A girl just has to have a few secrets. I'm sorry but I have to say goodbye, Beautiful.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6146 on: July 29, 2011, 01:41:49 PM »
How can I have a relationship with a picture of a butt?! Are you out of your mind?!! Sheesh!!

Offline Undeniable Sin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6147 on: July 29, 2011, 01:46:12 PM »
You fail to see the potential of such an enticing butt, even if it is my own! You don't deserve such a sexy butt!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6148 on: July 29, 2011, 01:54:44 PM »
Oh Come on... I didnt smack you that hard!! Damn it, you'll never satisfy me.. Goodbye!

Offline Undeniable Sin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6149 on: July 29, 2011, 02:03:27 PM »
You are a wonderful man, but you just can't seem to understand my dark needs. That whip was for smacking, not tickling!! I'm leaving, and I'm taking my whip with me!