Perverted Wishes

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Aria

You are now the proud owner of a very successful lemonade stand on route 66 in the desert, 50 miles from the nearest city. It brings in more than you put into it, thus being successful, but doesn't pay you enough to keep your car. Your S/O dumps you for the shear impracticality of the idea, and you cannot pay for any other monthly assets.

I wish I owned Japan.
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Meister

Wish granted, but in a battle royale between Godzilla, the original Power Rangers, and the tentacle monsters of planet Rapesu, the entire country is devastated and you are found to be incapable of leading the country in its time of greatest crisis. Your term lasts less than 72 hours.

I wish I had a donut with white frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

mrsjaz

Granted, you quickly buy one from the shop across the road, but you didn’t notice the maggots buried deep within.... until you'd already eaten half. 

I wish my legs were longer and more slender 
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Aria

your legs are now over seventy feet in length, and less than a centimeter in diameter. they are awkward to balance on, and snap under the weight of the rest of your body.

(( i didn't want to RULE it :P but oh well. wish properly perverted, since i didn't specify that.))

I wish for the power to control the internet in its entirety or to control pieces of it at my whim.
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Villain

Wish granted but you are immediately sued by Al Gore

I wish that I could see in the dark

Aria

you can now see in the dark, but the light both blinds you temporarily and gives you a splitting headache.

I wish i got perfect grades in all my college classes until i graduate.
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Prototype

Granted, but after graduation you are blamed for cheating and bribe, you then receive a healthy sum of money as a dept for the government and are forced to go trough the course once again.

I wish that every wish would come true.


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The poisoned tear, the thorn, the rose
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Is what I choose for my last dirge

Meister

Wish granted, but, despite how now every disease is eradicated on the face of the earth, the global economy is ruined by everyone suddenly finding themselves to be millionaires, thus forcing inflation in the quadruple digits. Reports of rape skyrocket, and a new crime, wish-murder, leads to the near extinction of humanity, the wishes for resurrection unable to keep up. In the end, we destroy ourselves within a handful of generations, the temptation simply too great to stimy the obvious consequences.

I wish I was dead.


Aria

((you already are silly, you granted the last guys wish:))
you are now dead, as in tired. Though you are still alive.

I wish all mythological creatures became real.
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Drivestort

Granted. You are eaten by a grue. As is everything else.


I wish... I knew what to wish for. Again.

Aria

The genie tells you to wish it free.

I wish for the color blue.
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You get the color blue but it's devoured  by black for black is the color of all that is good and right in the world


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Aria

(if you wished for nothing, then you cease to exist XP)

Then i wish for black
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Then you get black...In the form of a demon who takes control of your body.


I wish  to travel to hades.


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Captain Maltese

Don't worry, your ticket is already stamped.

I want to end up in Valhalla.

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Aria

The powers that be send you back to high school. Valhalla High Schoo in san diego California. You must go there as a high school student for the rest of eternity.

I wish for cute guy.
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Was my wish even perverted?

You get a cute guy...The bad news is it's  Nick Cage and he's very very angry.

I wish to be a Cerberus.


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Villain

Wish granted, but your heads begin to argue with each other and you end up having a fight with yourself.

I wish to be sheriff of this town

Love And Submission

Wish Graned , Except you're overshadowed by batman.

I wish to live in the Marvel Universe.


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Aria

you become a villain right before superman punches you.

I wish for the the moon to crash into the earth.
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O.O Uh how did superman (DC) end up in the marvel Universe?

Wish Granted: Nothing happens because the moon is made of cheese.



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Aria

((*Aria's family would disown him right about now* >.>... can we pretend i said the hulk, or something similar?)
(*snacks on cheese)

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Sweet Trouble

Wish Granted: Hands Aria crackers and a good bottle of wine to go with his moon cheese.


I wish I really had angel wings.

Saerrael

Wish granted. However, you have about 45feet of wingspan and will forever have trouble fitting in society. Let alone fit through a door..

I wish my writing Muse and my drawing Muse were able to cooperate and inspire me at the same time..

Aria

wish granted. they both desire to inspire you right after you get trapped on a deserted island with nothing to write on, where you spend the rest of your days. It sinks into the sea before anyone ever sees your work.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding.
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