Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Remiel

Success! You are now highly motivated.  Unfortunately, on the way out of the house you are run over by a semi truck, turning you into a quadriplegic that can do nothing but stare at the T.V. in your hospital room all day while your brain drives you crazy with your new motivation.

I wish for more wishes.

Keaira

Granted but the genie left after the third wish, leaving your extra wishes ungranted.                                     I wish I had a million smackeroos!
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ArtemisHighmore

Granted but word gets around and soon people are begging at your door for money at all hours of the day.

I wish I could teleport.

Sweet Trouble

Granted... but time you try to teleport you end up some where other than your intended destination.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

ArtemisHighmore

Granted, you receive only melted chocolate and end up drowning in it.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make women aroused.

Wolfy

Granted. Everytime you snap your fingers, Women will instantly be aroused to suspicion about you. You shall be lonely for the rest of your life because no woman will trust you. :D


I wish....I had another wish.

Aria

you now have another wish, but the genie has already given you the wish you just wished, ans refuses to grant the new one. In addition to that, you now have an insatiable wish to hug moving cars, since this is the wish the genie gave you. ((if that makes any sense...sorry, my brain is starting to malfunction slightly)

I wish I owned the moon.
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Wolfy

Granted. It crashes into the planet, killing us all.

I wish that wish had never happened. :/

Swordsman18

I wish that a moon princess came down to be my wife. Since those two wishes before me kind canceled each other out.

BeaconOfSpirit

Wish granted. She comes down to marry you. Unfortunately, she insists on living in her domain, where you die due to the regrettable lack of a breathable atmosphere.

I wish I could have a good cuddle right now.
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Alika Luminos

Granted, but it is my patented ninja cuddlehug of dewm, and you are forever ensnared. Muahaha.

I wish I had an endless supply of coffee!

BeaconOfSpirit

Granted, but it is ALL Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla. Hope you like it.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner... Naw, just kidding. I wish I had a horse.
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Underneath

Too late!  You turn into the largest, thickest, juiciest Oscar Mayer Weiner.  Larger than the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile!  Unfortunately, due to your second wish, you are eaten alive by the horse you wished for ;)

I wish I was in a 'Saw' movie.  Better yet, I wish I was in one of the 'Saw' traps, so I could really see how much I truly value my life.

Swordsman18

Granted. But you ended up in one of the traps made by Amanda. So there was no way out of the reverse bear trap and you are killed by  opening your mouth forever.

I wish I could see through women's clothing.

BeaconOfSpirit

Granted. Unfortunately, your gaze becomes an Evil Eye, striking all women you look upon with a spontaneous case of advanced leprosy, thereby spoiling the view, and REALLY pissing them off.

I wish I could have a hug. (I'm easy to please, lol)
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mrsjaz

No problems wish granted... Here comes the biggest and most aggressive hug you will ever receive from a.... brown bear, pity you didn't live to enjoy it.  :-)

I wish I had enough courage to kiss a woman. :-*     

"... And she looked at me with big brown eyes and said, you ain't seen nothin yet."
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Kittyx

Wish granted.

You get to kiss an old woman on the hand... but you make her day at least! =P

i wish i had the power of force feilds

blue rose

Granted, unfortunately you can't find the right batteries for the remote control to get them down again and now you have the most effective electronic chastitybelt ever made !

I wish I was a mermaid.
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maitre. Il l’est, le fut, ou le doit être Voltaire about Eros O & O Story Ideas

At the touch of your hand At the sound of your voice At the moment your eyes meet mine
I am losing my mind I am losing control Fighting feelings I can't define
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DGblitz

Granted. You turn into a beautiful mermaid....who gets caught by a fishing boat, and sold to further scientific study.

I wish I made a living writing.
...I'm working on it; I'll have one when I'm able to put some thought into it

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blue rose

Granted, but it's writing Dear Abby answers in a lady's magazine


I wish I wouldn't have to work
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maitre. Il l’est, le fut, ou le doit être Voltaire about Eros O & O Story Ideas

At the touch of your hand At the sound of your voice At the moment your eyes meet mine
I am losing my mind I am losing control Fighting feelings I can't define
.

Zireena

Granted, but the downside of not working is you quickly run out of money, becoming a hobo.

I wish I could be completely happy.

Endorphin

Granted, though it doesn't last for long... and soon you'll need another (expensive) fix.

I wish I could selectively read peoples' thoughts.
"The imagination is the spur of delights... all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything; now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?" - Marquis de Sade


blue rose

Granted !  But you can only read dirty little old men's minds.


I wish I was famous
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maitre. Il l’est, le fut, ou le doit être Voltaire about Eros O & O Story Ideas

At the touch of your hand At the sound of your voice At the moment your eyes meet mine
I am losing my mind I am losing control Fighting feelings I can't define
.

violet girl

#2173
Granted, but the paparazzi surround your house every waking (and sleeping) hour!

I wish I were a best-selling author...
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DGblitz

Granted....you were a best selling author, before that neverending bout of writer's block ended the career early.

I wish I was a world renowned chef
...I'm working on it; I'll have one when I'm able to put some thought into it

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