Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines

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Ariel

April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM
Simple. Just share with us your favorite pick up lines, whether they be ridiculous, successful, or both! ;D

I'll start.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Ariel. ;)
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Daoine Sidhe

#1
April 23, 2013, 01:01:47 AM
You need a fire extinguisher, 'cause you're hot!  Admittedly, one of the worst I've heard...
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Ariel

#2
April 23, 2013, 01:07:03 AM
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob? ::)
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NightDream

#3
April 23, 2013, 01:13:29 AM
(My fiance actually told me this one and it just cracks me up for some lame reason..)

Do you have Russian in you? Would you like some? ;-P

Beguile's Mistress

#5
April 23, 2013, 06:04:55 PM
"If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Silverfang

#6
April 23, 2013, 08:27:57 PM
Don't be so greedy with your body you got it your whole life. Couldn't I borrow it for only one night?

Tersius

#7
April 24, 2013, 07:55:01 AM
Baby, you got more leg than a bucket of chicken!!

Ariel

#8
April 24, 2013, 07:57:16 AM
Baby, I'ma do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long. ::)
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Sixela

#9
April 27, 2013, 10:19:36 PM
Hey do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long XD

Daoine Sidhe

#10
April 27, 2013, 10:21:54 PM
I lost my phone number.  May I have yours?
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Ruby July

#11
April 27, 2013, 10:38:53 PM
Is your name Mickey? Cause baby, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.

HannibalBarca

#12
April 28, 2013, 10:19:51 PM
Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
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Ariel

#13
April 28, 2013, 10:20:45 PM
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. ;)
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CastorTroy

#14
April 30, 2013, 12:43:19 PM
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
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Snapespersephone

#15
May 03, 2013, 06:52:19 PM
Nice ass can I touch it
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Daoine Sidhe

#16
May 03, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
My name's Harry.  Wanna touch my wand?
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Ariel

#17
May 03, 2013, 06:57:47 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Snapespersephone

#18
May 03, 2013, 07:02:09 PM
are you a gardener cause you are making me grow
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Novak

#19
May 03, 2013, 07:04:34 PM
I used this and it worked.  I was caught a little off guard.

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

Snapespersephone

#20
May 03, 2013, 07:31:03 PM
that sadly has worked on me

do you beleive in love at first sight? If not can you walk by again?
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Ideas: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=177456.msg8429651#msg8429651
Fort: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=169154.0
There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Formless

#21
May 03, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
If I f*** like an animal can I come aboard?

( This is the only pick up line that made me feel good about my name :P )

Snapespersephone

#22
May 03, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
want to go to math class?

(yes it confused me when first used and earned some one a slap when they acted on it)
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Ideas: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=177456.msg8429651#msg8429651
Fort: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=169154.0
There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Novak

#23
May 03, 2013, 07:57:44 PM
would "let's go bake muffins" work?

Ariel

#24
May 03, 2013, 08:03:38 PM
You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way. ;)
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