Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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finewine

Granted, but then I would have to kiss you and drive you insane.  :-*

I wish to be able to understand and speak french fluently.

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"There is always some madness in love,
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Kendra

Granted but that is the only thing you will be able to speak and understand in life.

I wish for a king sized bed

Rubicon

You get a bed sized for Nat "King" Cole. And just Nat "King" Cole.

I wish to not be sick any more.

mrsjaz

Granted, your body becomes fully fit… no sign of sickness, but your mind.. That becomes weak and feeble.

I wish I could sing like an angel O:)
"... And she looked at me with big brown eyes and said, you ain't seen nothin yet."
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Drow Denizen

You can, but the entire world goes deaf..

I wish I could fly.
You might say it's sexist to treat women like objects, so you can ogle their luscious rounded boobies and melt away between their smooth milky thighs as the sweat runs in rivulets from their writhing, sensuous body, but...sorry, I forgot where I was going with that.

Kendra

granted but then you must also become one ...
*watch out for my fly swatter*  >:)

I wish... for constant hot coffee

Scribe08


granted.. but now you're always on a caffeine high and you rabble on all crazy like, like that nutty lady from The Simpsons who owns all those cats.  XD

I wish my car stereo could also make chocolate sundaes..

Lonestar

Granted but then the chocolate syrup gets all over your cd's rendering them useless.

I wish I could change color at will ( like a chameleon)
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Ironside

Granted, but you are captured by the government and subjected to horrible tests.
I wish Cannabis was legal...

Seara

It becomes legal but then an organisation of people against it makes a virus that kills all the plants.

I wish my muse would stay around.

TheLegionary

Granted with no restriction.

I wish my party wins this year's general elections. Is it too serious?

Rubicon

Granted -- sadly, it's your weekend beer-blast party that wins the general election, not your political party -- but hey, beer tax goes way down after that.

I wish for better health (or at least mood) than this.

Lonestar

granted however you must say the word "SEGA" every 2 minutes for life involuntarily.

I wish for amazing sexual prowess
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Star Safyre

Your sexual skills only work on turnips.

I wish for an orgy!
My heaven is to be with him always.
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And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones

Lonestar

granted....with gorillas!

I want a sex slave girl
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

mrsjaz

#1940
Granted,

..but as you  blow up the life size doll it bursts. ;D

I wish to have the longest lasting orgasm in the world.


"... And she looked at me with big brown eyes and said, you ain't seen nothin yet."
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Oath of Drake
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My Stories/Ideas

Lonestar

granted! However, it occurs while you are falling off a 30 story building


I wish for two well behaved children
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Star Safyre

Maury voice: "And you are... NOT the father!"

I wish for all my students to pass the state Reading test next week.
My heaven is to be with him always.
|/| O/O's / Plots / tumblr / A/A's |/|
And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones

Lonestar

yay! they pass. The test grader was Dan Quayle though.....P-O-T-A-T-O-E!


I wish for a get rich quick scheme to actually get me rich quick
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Rubicon

Ponzi schemes are really very effective at getting the runner fast wealth. Of course, he then has to give it back and go to prison....

I wish for my wife to have everlasting youth and health.

Star Safyre

You now work 0 hours a week and have no income!

I wish my muse was a bit stronger after work.
My heaven is to be with him always.
|/| O/O's / Plots / tumblr / A/A's |/|
And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones

Brian Boru

Granted, your work ends...forever, leaving you free to write.

I wish for an unpervertable wish.

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Rubicon

Granted. Retroactively.

I wish writing technical briefs for nontechnical people would be more fun than it is.

cirdanf

Wish granted, but you're now into a mental institution because you are schizophrenic!


I wish I could be approved! xD
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Check for nice insight :)

Rubicon

Granted -- you can be approved. Sadly, your introduction thread was accidentally overwritten and you need to start over....

I wish lunch weren't an expensive prospect.