Deciphering Song Lyrics

[BraveEarth]

Guess the lyrics....

Well I've known this song for a bit and there is this one part that always got me. So I thought maybe someone else could decipher the lyrics.
So this is to anyone, the first person to guess the right lyrics wins...  (By right I mean we come to a general consensus)

Big Time Teddy by Lord Cut Glass


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Good luck to you, oh and winner can put up the next video

I'll start you off with what I can dephifer to make it easier and to help this game get a'rollin'

[BraveEarth]

Big Time Teddy He's my man
He's debonair and smooth and cam(?)
A genius with the Midas Touch
It's what the card said; that he gave me

He said he'll be there for me;
to phone and he'll be there for me
He rearranged my life for me

Big Time Teddy says,
"I'm dispenser, you're the PEZ"
Big Time Teddy says,
"Love me in my lovely bed"
All day and night long
He preens(?) for me and that seems wrong
"Mad Man" Teddy states, "Easy kid it's on the slate"

Big Time says that he's the guy
The Maestro with the golden eye
He knows what right, he's never wrong
He says from now on he's my thinker
Thinking all my life for me
(No idea what the last two lines are)

Big Time Teddy says,
"I'm dispenser, you're the PEZ"
Big Time Teddy says,
"Love me in my lovely bed"
All day and night long
He preens(?) for me and that seems wrong
"Mad Man" Tedward states, "Easy kid it's on the slate"

No more emails,
no more phone calls
I no longer feel the love
Where's my Big Time?
Where's my Thinker?
My cold hands have lost the glove
I need coaching, I need guidance
My heart's not enough to cope
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh My God! OH MY GOD!

Big Time Teddy MotherBuster
(No idea sounds like Ranger walker soul in sompter)
Instincts of a lowly cad
With heart and courage way below that
Think's it's time to (?)
He knows his chums are almost dead
(Some thing about lawyers and captains)

Big Time Teddy says,
"I'll be living when you're dead"
Big Time knows the score
Ten to him and me much lower
Big Time Teddy said,
"No more love in Teddy's bed"
Big Time Teddy says,
"I'll be living when you're dead"