Corrupt a wish

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cptBacon

QuoteGranted...instead of being destroyed, it is merely corrupted into a tar-pit of pollution, collapse of governments and economic systems, and overriding base instincts among the majority of the planet, resulting in genocide, planet-wide slavery, and the reduction of life expectancy everywhere to twenty-four.
Whew. At least we're back to business as usual.

QuoteI wish someone would wish for something simple.

Granted, someone makes the exact wish for "something simple". A single stone appeared in the person's hand. It's unremarkable. The stone isn't pretty, it isn't ugly, and it isn't even good for throwing. It's probably the worst rock ever held by human hands.

I wish someone would give me a back rub.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Freddy Kruger has taken up the job.

I wish that the simple little stone was a little bit prettier - and good for throwing.
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Jclaymore

Granted, the stone is pretty, never misses it's target, but the stone becomes narcissistic, and will not allow himself to be thrown by anyone who isn't beautiful by his perception.

I wish it was 20 degrees celcius instead of 35 here. I'm melting D;

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now you're frozen solid, and then used as a hockey puck.

I wish it were less than 70 degrees Fahrenheit here.  Permanently.
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seffer

Granted. Now it's permanently minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish for a cure of boredom that wouldn't kill me.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You have a complete lack of short term memory, and find everything you encounter to be utterly astonishing - and then immediately forget them.

I wish the temperature were between 50 degrees Fahrenheit, and 70 degrees Fahrenheit at all times.
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seffer

Granted, but it'll shift from 50 degrees to 70 degrees in a matter of seconds.

I wish for a fix to my short time memory without going back to be bored.


Daoine Sidhe

That's fine.  :P

Hm.  Granted.  Now, you have an exceptional memory, but have constant hallucinations and delusions that entertain you... straight into a padded cell.

I wish my toe didn't itch.
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seffer

Granted. You're numb.

My delusional state made me wish for a permanent end to the world!

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  But the end of the world is, of course, just another one of your delusions.

I wish for a shooting star!
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Randall Flagg

(I'm not sure how much of a corruption this is but...)
Granted! Nicholas Cage goes on a shooting rampage!

I wish to be fully awake with no need for caffeine!

Autumn52

Granted but you never sleep again

I wish I had more common sense sometimes.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Haven

Quote from: Xandi on June 19, 2013, 06:12:18 PM
Granted but you never sleep again

I wish I had more common sense sometimes.

Granted, but now you never take risks and life becomes dull.

I wish I could sleep one hour and feel fully refreshed.

Phelan8801

Granted, you feel refreshed, but the mental and physical health benefits to a good night's sleep still elude, so while you feel fine and dandy, you're slowly drying up and going insane.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

cptBacon

The all powerful wish-granter attempts to grant your wish, but encounters an overflow error while trying to combobulate the correct outcome. The wish is abandoned, and the wish-granter bops you on the head with a rolled up newspaper instead.

I thoroughly enjoy seeing Phelan get bopped. I wish it would happen again.
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InDeCiSive

Granted, and there is a second bopping.  And a third as you get one two.

I wish it were tomorrow already.

seffer

Granted. Tomorrow has arrived, but you're so sick that you can't even leave the bed.

I wish humans were immune to viruses.

Jclaymore

Granted, humans are now immune to vira. However, our resistance to bacteria and molds extremely dropped.

I wish to become the next big evil to take over the universe.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Immediately after your conquest is successful, I kill you and take control of your new empire.

I wish you were my zombie slave.
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seffer

Granted. However, being a mindless creature, he mistaken you for his food and eat you.

I wish for a gunblade.

Daoine Sidhe

Aaaah!  My arm!  Damn.  Now I'm a zombie.  Zombie overlady, that is.

Granted.  It misfires and blows off not only your hand, but shatters the blade - and there's no one in the world who can fix either.

I wish I wasn't a zombie... or dead... or undead.
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seffer

Granted. You're now an alien... without any limbs, and a big head. Scientists took you to be examined in their lab.

I wish to be able to regenerate my hand.

Daoine Sidhe

Oh, dear.  How dreadful.

Granted.  It regenerates, but it doesn't stop growing.

I wish I had special alien powers that allowed me to escape from the scientists.
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seffer

Granted! You teleported to a random rooftop and stuck there until someone finds you. You can only teleport again in 999 hours.

I wish my body is back to normal, and healthy.

Jclaymore

granted, your body is now always healthy. Scientists dissect you to see how the heck your hand regenerated.

I wish I am back to my original state of being.