The pickup line game

[Blaed]

The rules of the game are simple. You say a pickup line, and the next person can:
A. Comment on it
B. Reply to it
C. Rate it on a scale from one to ten.

And then the person much leave a pick-up-line of there own. Now lets try and come up with lots of different pickup lines!


I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

[Nico]

A: Not all that shabby. I heard worse.

B: Sorry mate, I'd write it down for you. Would be pretty pointless, though. You're blind and can't read. Nice try. ;)

C: 6

"Hello there, handsome. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"

[Autumn52]

A. That is very hot....

B. No pain or distance could keep me from you, the trip from heaven to you was just to long.

C. 10

I have some new lip gloss do you think you could taste it for me and let me know what you think, *move in and kiss the person* Well?

[Lady Haven]

A) Very Sutbtle

B) *Gently runs my tongue over Xandi's lips, * "watermelon yummy"...

C) 8

"Let me buy you dinner because I am looking at dessert.."

[Remiel]

A) Cheesy, but could work.  ;D

B) "And I haven't even told you what I'm going do with the whipped cream!"

C) 6


My favorite, spoken to me by a girl who was the last person in the world who I'd ever suspect would say such a thing (the quiet, innocent, demure type):
Girl: *makes beckoning motion with her finger*
Me: *going over to her* Yes?
Girl: If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand!

[Cardwolf]

A) I bit too blunt, but damn funny

B) "Forget your hand, what could you do with your legs?"

C) 7

*Touches a woman's shoulder*  "Excuse me miss, did I die and go to paradise?  If not, then I couldn't imagine a place than right next to you."

[Zealously Jaded]

A) Funny but would make me want to throw up.

B) "No but if you don't take your hand off me I'll send you there."

C) 7

"I have an idea lets play Titanic. When I shout 'ICEBERG' you go down."

[Cardwolf]

A) Eh....Iffy on that one...probably cause I'm more into charm than humor

B) "I think I'd rather drown."

C) 5

*Gets a girl to punch his abs.*
"If you think thats hard, wait till you see whats in my pants."

[Zealously Jaded]

A) Oh yer charm all the way

B) *Knees in the balls* I feel nothing there now!

C)6 - coz I'm nice!


Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

[Darius]

A.  disgustingly sweet.

B. Just follow the happy trail up my thigh with your lips... you'll find my heart eventually.

C. 7  cause I like disgustingly sweet, its so much fun to corrupt.

Trust me, I have a merit badge in nipple clamps.

[Remiel]

A. Okay?

B. "That's...er...great."

C.  4, unless you're into that sort of thing.


*lick your finger, then gently touch it to the sleeve (or shoulder) of the object of your affection.  Then touch your own shirt with the same finger. Then say:*
How about you and me go to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Cardwolf]

A. errr....

B. I'll just let the heat do that.

C. 5, I've heard worse

Just for the hell of it: If you were a pirate would you want a parrot on this shoulder (Put arm on shoulder nearest to you) or this shoulder?  (Wrap arm around object of affection)

[Autumn52]

A. Ok that is different
B. Hahaha if you wanted a hugs all you had to do is ask

C. 7

Hello do you think I could have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas......

[Cardwolf]

A. Too sweet, sounds like a little kids saying but can be taken....to an adult level.
B. Well, I am Santa so why don't you sit on my lap?
C. I got you a 7 on that one.

*Find a blonde*
"I'm a scientist and I'm doing research to see if blondes really do have more fun.  I need you to come back to my place to gather more data."

[rustytiger]

A. Very funny, it;s great that I am a blonde.
B. *laughs* How much data do you need? Because I'm just a blast.
C. 8

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

[the taken]

A. Bold.
B. I see you've started with my nightmares.
c. 9 :P

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