Super Smutty Pathfinder Interest Check

[indarkestknight]

Ok well... That seems simple enough.

As a member of "Team Pole", what races can I play?

I was thinking of rocking some kind of Minotaur.

So if the ladies are wondering where the beef is...

...well...

There he shall be.

Even if actual Minotaurs aren't on the table as a racial option, there are a few classes, some more complicated than others, that should allow you to approximate a bull man if you so wish. Shifter, synthesist summoner leap to mind. The Barbarian archetype Mooncursed sadly does not include bulls on its list of permissible animals, but perhaps our illustrious DM would be magnanimous.

[Chanticleer]

Phantom Pistoleer Presents

Oooooh, Joe Michael Linsner. Good shit, there. Good choice. CFD had some beautiful imagery in it.

[Autocad]

Do we get Smutty Good aligned Smutadins?

[Chanticleer]

*keeps under the anti-smiting umbrella*

Hey gang.

So, umm... Who's playing what now? There have been a lot of pictures being tossed about.

Also, I know very *VERY* little to Pathfinder. When I mean little, I mean... I've never played Pathfinder, ever.

So... I am interested, but I've no clue if I would fit.

If you've played D&D3.5, PF is sort of like a cleaned-up version of it. If not, well...It's probably still vaguely similar to any tabletop RPG you've played before, being based on D&D, which is the grand-daddy.

If you have questions about where to start with a character or whatever, post them here, and I and others will field them with varying degrees of accuracy (protip, I get less accurate after midnight).


EDIT: Hey Phantom, is this a gestalt game? L2 Gestalt? Or L2 single-class? I don't see if it says gestalt anywhere in your previous WIP post.

[PhantomPistoleer]

If you've played D&D3.5, PF is sort of like a cleaned-up version of it. If not, well...It's probably still vaguely similar to any tabletop RPG you've played before, being based on D&D, which is the grand-daddy.

If you have questions about where to start with a character or whatever, post them here, and I and others will field them with varying degrees of accuracy (protip, I get less accurate after midnight).


EDIT: Hey Phantom, is this a gestalt game? L2 Gestalt? Or L2 single-class? I don't see if it says gestalt anywhere in your previous WIP post.

It's not gestalt.

Do we get Smutty Good aligned Smutadins?

Yes.  If having hot steamy sex with hot steamy women is a sin, then I don't want to be good.  Fortunately, your goddess thinks that having hot steamy sex with hot steamy women (or men!) is AWESOME.

[PhantomPistoleer]

All right, I'm done WIPPING for tonight.

Thanks for all the interest, guys.

[Phaia]

well I think i know what I will play!

NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/7Qt94XX.jpg

Half elf --skill focus -performace (sex)

Seducer-witch

[PhantomPistoleer]

well I think i know what I will play!

NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/7Qt94XX.jpg

Half elf --skill focus -performace (sex)

Seducer-witch

Yes! 

* PhantomPistoleer has a thing for platinum blondes. :0

[Chanticleer]

It's not gestalt.

Aw. No gestalt. Max #of archetypes = max #of levels.

You just don't want me to play a half-orc/half-elf/half-kobold Scholar(Cunning Linguist)/Thief-Acrobat(Ecdysiast)/Cleric(Whip Of The Goddess).

[PhantomPistoleer]

Aw. No gestalt. Max #of archetypes = max #of levels.

You just don't want me to play a half-orc/half-elf/half-kobold Scholar/Cunnilinguist/Thief-Acrobat/Ecdysiast/Whip Of The Goddess.

Sorry if I wasn't exact in the wordage for archetypes.  It's actually far more restrictive.

You can only have one ACTIVE archetype per level.  If you are riding an archetype from first level to fourth level, then the archetype is active for every level.

This will make more sense when I attempt to explain it tomorrow.

BTW!  I forgot to mention, but I will be away most of labor day weekend.

[Phaia]

Yes! 

* PhantomPistoleer has a thing for platinum blondes. :0

stop drooling!

[PhantomPistoleer]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO TO HER, PHAIA!

YOU DON'T KNOW!

[Autocad]

Yes! 

* PhantomPistoleer has a thing for platinum blondes. :0

A man of fine taste and culture I see!

What other things do you have a thing for? *definitely not pandering to gm fetishes*

[Phaia]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO TO HER, PHAIA!

YOU DON'T KNOW!

dont forget she will take skill focus -performance (sex) so even at 2nd level she will be very good at it since the seducer is a charisma witch  ;D ;D

[PhantomPistoleer]

A man of fine taste and culture I see!

What other things do you have a thing for? *definitely not pandering to gm fetishes*

You smaht!  But I shall not give away all of my secrets.

[Chulanowa]

so, no smols? That's a shame. How about anthro / kemonomimi types?

[Chanticleer]

If you are riding an archetype from first level to fourth level, then the archetype is active for every level.

Is this still the case if we're riding the archetype without a condom?

[Zaer Darkwail]

Is this still the case if we're riding the archetype without a condom?

Yes, as we are going in RAW!

(will be one outlaws, pending and shuffling ideas)

Considering monster stamina of outlaws they get no benefit with non-harlot partner....most likely they just wear them non-harlot partners unconcious then?

[Zaer Darkwail]

A question; would

trappy men

fit in as outlaws? I had idea for quite femine looking mesmerist (which is actually kitsune and according math kitsunes got 9 RP albeit change shape is hard to determine exact cost for). Fey trickster archetype (so fits even more for femine looking men).

[Madam Striga]

I think I wanna run a Bard, probably using the Lotus Geisha Archetype.

[Giantmutantcrab]

Hmm. Maybe for simplicity's sake, a barbarian who does everything two-handed.

[Madam Striga]

Hmm. Maybe for simplicity's sake, a barbarian who does everything two-handed.

Everything?

[firepyre]

Banned!

:-( Probably for the best...

[Zaer Darkwail]

Everything?

I hope not....imagine trying clean up after dumping number 2 in bushes.

[Giantmutantcrab]

Everything?

Well.

Not to be boastful...

But as the say goes, speak softly and carry a big d...stick.