Genie Wishes

Started by LittleKitten, September 03, 2013, 12:24:04 PM

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TeacupTwink

Wish granted, you HAD a platypus bunny. But it died when you were a baby, you can't even remember him and have no record of him existing.

I wish that I was the luckiest person in the world!

Jclaymore

Granted, you are really really lucky. In your own world, in your subconsciousness.

I wish that this wish granting genie will no longer corrupt my wishes.

Nexus1199

Granted, but as a result of the magic needed to cast the spell, you are a mute.




I wish that I had a million dollars in pennies.

TeacupTwink

Quote from: Nexus1199 on September 13, 2013, 01:34:37 AM
Granted, but as a result of the magic needed to cast the spell, you are a mute.




I wish that I had a million dollars in pennies.

Wish granted, you have a million dollars in pennies - However they are on the ocean floor.

Jclaymore

Dude I wish you didn't forget to wish

TeacupTwink

Wish granted, however it's replaced with a wish you can't screw up.

I wish that turtles could speak.

Evil Tim

Granted, but they all speak like insult comics.

I wish for football season to be over.

Nexus1199

The soccer season stops, but as a result American Football shall be playing all year

TeacupTwink

I wish you didn't forget to wish.

Nexus1199

Granted but you now cannot remember anything past five seconds in the past.


I wish I had a sandwich

Digeridew

Wish granted, but it's a watercress and mayonnaise on tree bark sandwich.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Nexus1199

Granted but your gills get slit in an illegal net


I wish I could run, run so far away

Evil Tim

Granted but you can never stop running.

I wish I could have a new Final Fantasy as good as 9 had been.

Nexus1199

Granted but the entire thing would be as sad as when Aeris dies in FF7

Jclaymore

I wish everytime someone forgets a wish that they get zapped by a nonlethal shock.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You get zapped for dozens of past forgotten wishes.  The excessive voltage has given you a new, permanent, hairdo.

I wish to not be zapped.
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GarthMarenghi

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You're not zapped but the person right in front of you is, the bright thunderous flash leaving you blind and unable to tell if it's just temporary or permanent.
(That's the second person I've blinded in this thread so far..)


I wish to live forever.
We use maths at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces,
calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You have eternal life... as a rock.

I wish to not be blinded ever again.
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Nexus1199

Granted, but time is reversed and you shall never become unblinded.




I wish could make a wish that could not be corrupted

Daoine Sidhe

Hm.  What shall I do now that I'm forever blind?  I need someone to be my seeing-eye person.

Wish granted!  Your wish cannot be corrupted.  However, the wish grants you absolutely nothing, and you will never have an incorruptible wish ever again.

I wish for a seeing-eye person.
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GarthMarenghi

You're seeing-eye person suddenly appears before you, he's a small child with an irritating voice that loves to beg for every toy and item he see's and drags you around by the hand in a pushy manner through all the shops until he feels satisfied with what he has.
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He never feels satisfied with what he has.

I wish to be a genie that corrupts wishes.
We use maths at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces,
calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted, but you're not very good at it and end up giving people exactly what they want.  As a result of your failure as a true djinn, you are locked away in a tiny bottle the size of a penny for two million years.

I wish that my see-eye person was neither a child, nor annoying.
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Jclaymore

Congrats.  You got married to a very possessive person who keeps you locked into his house because he is afraid of losing you.

I wish you developed a sixth sense which helps you to see

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  I use it to kill my overlord and being the systematic conquest of the entire solar system.

I wish for a perfectly ripened, non-rotten green olive that has been pitted, is not poisoned, is not made of (nor coated in nor surrounded by nor injected with nor otherwise containing) inedible and/or potentially (or definitely) dangerous materials of any kind (even those unknown to mankind), and can by no means be spared my hunger.
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Jclaymore

Granted, but the olive tastes so good that no other food then that particular olive will ever satisfy you.

I wish I was forever 20 with my soulmate, without either of us being tortured or split apart for any reason