Famous Last Words

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Siegfried


sartracker

" Sometime falling, feels like flying, even for a little while!

MrDiamondBackJack

(During a safety prodecures demonstration.)  "Now what ever you do don't do this..."

"It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer.  That was retorical."- Glinda (Wicked)

Autumn52

Butch Cassidy: Wait a minute... you didn't see Lefors out there did you?
The Sundance Kid: Lefors? No, why?
Butch Cassidy: Thank God. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Spice

The old revolutionary Pancho Villa lay on his  death bed. Suddenly he spoke in a broken whisper. Those watching fell silent wanting to hear the old revolutionary's last bit of wisdom. His eldest son leaned close to catch his father's words, which more or less were,

"I can't think of anything to say. Make something up."

MrDiamondBackJack

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.  (Oh snap, getting all serious and stuff....  What the crap?)

"It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer.  That was retorical."- Glinda (Wicked)

sartracker

" Sometime falling, feels like flying, even for a little while!

MrDiamondBackJack

So anyway, I was watching this movie called The Crying Game and shit man!  Your never gonna guess how it ended!

"It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer.  That was retorical."- Glinda (Wicked)

Mordred

Oh come on.. I've use a hairdryer all the time in the bath! That just happens in movies!
*See Pillory*

despickable

Of course its safe the safety catch is on

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
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Avis habilis

Oh, I don't believe that ever actually happens.

Mordred

Hey, look what I found in the attic.. an old Ouija board!
*See Pillory*

Hefftcinchsak

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway."

ON/OFF's

blackdeathskulls


Anesa


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Anesa

"May I pet the bull with the big horns?"

blackdeathskulls

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What does THIS button DO?

Berek

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-
Hello! :) Might consider rps again, mainly vanilla/light bdsm, might consider taboos eg uncle/neice, teacher/student, etc

Hefftcinchsak

Looking both ways before you cross the street is over rated. Watch!
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway."

ON/OFF's

Mordred

Awww.. how cute! Looks like some kind of tiny lizard thing. Here.. yeah.. come here, little guy..
*See Pillory*

WildCat

Mordred isn't _really_ a vampire. I'm sure I'll be perfectly safe.
ONS and OFFS: Make Wildcat purr
Absence: Where's the cheshire Cat?

Don't want to lose track of crossrealms and my room

Mordred

Whoa.. the pulse in that WildCat does indeed have a crazy beat.. but surely it's safe for my simple thirsts..
*See Pillory*

gaggedLouise

(phone call) Hey it's me, could you ----   

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

gaggedLouise

Saw this one in a cheap comic book (a man gets kicked in the groin, and gasps). The combo of real words with the way the grunt is transcribed is funny:


"He is YOU-U-UNNNNGHHHH!"

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"