Breakup with the person above you!

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Corinthi

#250
May 17, 2009, 11:49:12 AM
Oreo, I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.

Basically, it really, really, freaked me out when you starting crying and asking how you'd make your rent when Craigslist announced it was shutting down it's 'Erotic Services' section. I thought you were a massage therapist, not a happy endings specialist.

Oreo

#251
May 18, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
I can't believe how naive I've been, looking at the world through rose colored glasses. They broke yesterday. Corinthi I see you for the man you really are. I just can't accept the real you. Good bye.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Skye

#252
May 18, 2009, 01:59:23 AM
I had my fill of Oreos-enough is enough. *Pouts sympathetically and takes my leave*
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Duncan

#253
May 18, 2009, 07:06:14 AM
I am sorry my love but when you wanted to storm the churches and keep the nuns it was enough for me.

Mistress Maro

#254
May 18, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
Mew, you always just stare off when I am talking to you.. like you don't care what I am saying. I am sorry but I can't take it anymore. I am breaking up with you... Mew.
~The Shammy keeps the Maro's heart with him and the Maro keeps the Shammy's heart with her <3~

I don't like laundromats because I don't want people to know what my underwear would look like if they could fly.... or if they were caught in a really small tornado-- C&H

In short, life is made into a nonstop, commerically prepackaged masturbational fantasy.--Bloom

I thought I would create something that I would personally like to listen to because a very large portion of this world's art sucks beyond description. Yet I feel that, it's a waste of time to pass judgement and who the fuck am I to declare myself an authority who's cerified, one who has the right to critique. -Kurt Cobain.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Chris Rock

Corinthi

#255
May 18, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
Maro, the cat thing was cute at first, with the licking, nibbling, and cuddling, but when you started peeing in my shoes when you were irritated with me, and hacking up hairballs in bed... well, that's just gross. Sorry, but we're through.

Requiem

#256
May 18, 2009, 06:17:13 PM
I am sorry Corrinthi, but unless your willing to give me every inch of your... heart, it's over.

Elunari

#257
May 18, 2009, 07:11:37 PM
I'm sorry Requiem, but I just look better being blown by the wind.  It's over.
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Corinthi

#258
May 18, 2009, 07:21:09 PM
Elunari...

Remember how I came up behind you and started nibbling on your neck and you brushed me off, saying how you had to finish this 40-man raid before bed? Well, you've done it every night for the past two weeks. My testicles are as blue as a Night Elves. We're through.

Elunari

#259
May 18, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
Actually dear the Night Elves are more of a purple hue...  but on that note, you're just too short for me.  Time to find a real Night Elf.  Good bye
Ons/Offs                                 Plots and Desires  Updated 8/29/14!                               Absences/Apologies

The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it's like to live without it.

Requiem

#260
May 19, 2009, 12:42:23 PM
Quote from: Elunari on May 18, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
Actually dear the Night Elves are more of a purple hue...  but on that note, you're just too short for me.  Time to find a real Night Elf.  Good bye

Grinding in your Molten Core has proven that you need are not leet enough for this.  Level up nub.  It's over.

Corinthi

#261
May 23, 2009, 01:52:35 PM
Requiem, your rudimentary grasp of the English language infuriates me. I'd have better luck trying to have an adult conversation over X-Box Live than with you. We're through.

Darius

#262
May 23, 2009, 06:06:39 PM
Corinithi,

your absolute refusal to join me in the shower is infuriating. I am done with you, begone.
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Skye

#263
May 23, 2009, 06:08:59 PM
Sometimes...I just want to be dirty. And you're always tryna get me into the shower. Pervert!
*Turns the water faucet to super cold, and throws the soap on the floor.* Have fun with that. *Leaves*
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Darius

#264
May 24, 2009, 01:34:51 AM
Yelps and jumps out of the way of the cold water.

Everyone likes a dirty girl Reigh, but you're just filthy.. I'm sorry but you have to go.. bye
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Oreo

#265
May 24, 2009, 01:44:15 AM Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 08:54:28 PM by Oreo
I don't mind your shower fetish, but you never let me in there with you. I'm leaving you for a jacuzzi salesman.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Darius

#266
May 24, 2009, 02:13:46 AM
but in a jacuzzi you're just stewing in your own filth!

I can't have someone like that in my shower.... sorry babe.. adios
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
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absence to make hearts grow fonder
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Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Mistress Maro

#267
May 26, 2009, 08:31:48 PM
Mmm I liked your shower and it was fun in there... but then you wouldn't let me out. I am sorry, maybe if we tried like a waterfall or something... atleast it would be something new. Sorry I am bored with you, tootles. Much Love. <3
~The Shammy keeps the Maro's heart with him and the Maro keeps the Shammy's heart with her <3~

I don't like laundromats because I don't want people to know what my underwear would look like if they could fly.... or if they were caught in a really small tornado-- C&H

In short, life is made into a nonstop, commerically prepackaged masturbational fantasy.--Bloom

I thought I would create something that I would personally like to listen to because a very large portion of this world's art sucks beyond description. Yet I feel that, it's a waste of time to pass judgement and who the fuck am I to declare myself an authority who's cerified, one who has the right to critique. -Kurt Cobain.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Chris Rock

Alex Valentyne

#268
June 01, 2009, 07:16:47 PM Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 07:18:09 PM by Alex Valentyne
I know we've been seeing each other for a while now, but, well, while I love spending time with you, and going places with you, and I obviously love every inch of your amazing body, I just don't feel like I'm in love with you Maro.  I'm sorry...it's just the way I feel.  No, it's not the fact that you constantly act like a cat...okay, it is.  Sorry.

Oreo

#269
June 01, 2009, 08:51:22 PM Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 08:53:03 PM by Oreo
Alex, you give me those puppy dog eyes every time you screw up. Frankly I'm getting tired of hearing you say "I'm sorry baby." It just isn't working anymore. Adios sweetheart.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Serephino

#270
June 01, 2009, 10:02:04 PM
Oreo, it was fun while it lasted, but *sigh* I found someone who is a whole lot better in bed than you are. 

Skye

#271
June 02, 2009, 06:06:32 PM Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 07:32:54 AM by Reign
I TOLD you...that I was done with the Harry Potter world..and so, your face is a problem. -Walks away shaking my head.-
(He HAD a Daniel Radcliff avie at the time of this post.)

EDITED:
Oooh, figures you'd change your avie after that! Haha. <3 Cheeky.
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privilegedXchore

#272
June 02, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
I told you I didn't want you to get anymore lip injections! It just doesn't make your face look right...
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it, For ever and a day.

O/o|A/a

Fragile Dreams

#273
June 03, 2009, 07:31:25 AM
I am sorry but... My parents don't approve you. I will have to end this because i always listen to my parents.

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Greg MD

#274
June 04, 2009, 03:36:26 AM
You deceived me. Here I thought you were a beautiful brunette woman from the waist up, but then you dropped your pants and, well, need I say more?
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