Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Mordred]

Details noted, sealed and mailed.

"Heads must roll!", the chairman did yell,

[Galanthor]

but no axes were for sale.

Cunning, as the chairman was,

[Mordred]

Upon his head, he scratched his fuzz.

Time, he thought, to get quite drunk,

[Ephemera]

...to pass the hours in his blue funk.



Do you dream in color, my friend?

[Mordred]

What.. like see the spectrum from end to end?

Wouldn't that require some special effects?

[Noxie]

I don't think I know the steps.

Maybe your dreams blaze like fire?

[Mordred]

What gave me away, my crazy attire?

Don't mind me.. necks are kinda my thing,

[Veluux]

Which hopefully you're not into slitting.

That would truly give me the chills...

[Razzz]

I'll order up some refills

Untill I start to spit like Daffy Duck

[Veluux]

Then you get hit and run by a truck

that was being driven by Bugs Bunny.

[Razzz]

Those Looney Tunes are funny

but I really need some money

[Veluux]

I'll give you some money, honey.

If you would but offer your luck.

[rhev]

If not, Vellux will be stuck.

But don't worry about it for now.

[Razzz]

The circus just came back to town

you better buy you tickets now

[Thayet]

For plotting in these parts is foul.

What better way to spend the Spring

[Anesa]

Than to watch the monkeys from a highwire swing


And the dancing elephants, they never disappoint

[Berek]

They make you want to smoke a joint

And then have fun with all the clowns

[Anesa]

With the big red noses and sequined gowns


Oh, but lets not forget the Circus snacks

[Berek]

Lets not forget when a cracker cracks
Or candy floss dangles from a stick

[Razzz]

Oh so sweet but to much candy can make you sick

Look, the lion just jumped through a hoop

[Misty Zephyrs]

But, soon he's devouring the circus troupe.

Oh, what gory deeds this day!

[Razzz]

I think I'll have beer & find a videogame to play

Unless someone has got another suggestion

[Anesa]

Sounds good to me, I have no objection


Or perhaps we could catch tadpoles down by the pond

[Razzz]

After we had a nice picnic & some time to bond

Probably one of the most "romantic" rhymes I ever wrote  ::)

[Berek]

And while at the pond we could row in a boat
A boat that won't sink a boat that will float