Pick up line

[Tise]

I would laugh if I actually heard a guy tell a girl this one.

I'd look good on you.

[Chasseybaby]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. yumyum

[Tise]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

[Chasseybaby]

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

[Chaosengine]

If you did porn, I'd actually pay for it!

[Chasseybaby]

I remember this one from Black Adder

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

[Chaosengine]

Black Adder... nice!

My brother/cousin would love to meet you!  :P

[Chasseybaby]

Thank you, Rowan Atkinson is so funny.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

[Chaosengine]

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

[Tise]

Lol

Hey I lost my number. Can I have yours?

[alextaylor]

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Haha! I'd fall for that one.

[Shadowclaw]

If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart. :D






(I think that's just barely PG-13, but it seems no worse than others I've seen in this thread.)

[Zaphod]

Pardon me, m'lady, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole, arr?

[Shadowclaw]

I don't know where I saw this... maybe on a comedy show, but I love this line:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

haha I love dark humor.

[Shadowclaw]

*walks in dressed as a pirate*

AR! I be on the look out for some fine booty. Prepare to be boarded!

[Snapespersephone]

do you clean your pants in windex cause I can see myself in them  ;)

[Toral Stimins]

'Do you know the 60 seconds game'?

'No? Have you got a minute?'

[Anjelita]

*walks up to you with a cup of ice, empties it onto the floor, crushes it with a stomping foot multiple times, then smiles winsomely* now that I've broken the ice...

[Snapespersephone]

do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

[Prefect Mos]

Whos a good girl, your a good girl, Ive got a present for you in my pants.


(Did some one have to say it had to be a good one?)

[Anjelita]

(who says that's -not- a good one lol)

Once you go black, you never go back *brow brow*

[Prefect Mos]

(I have a massive thing for black girls)

You know us white guys actually like to go downstairs!

[ExoticKarma]

"Hey girl", yellow tinted eyes look me up and down. "You in a reeee-lationship?"

Got that the other night at the grocery store. Guy looked trashy as hellbut still... Where's the romance now a days? Would of been more impressed if he offered to buy me the bottle of wine I was getting! XD

[Lycana]

A friend of mine at work go back and forth with the cheesiest pick up lines. This is my favorite:

"Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away."

[Sould]

Are you a goddess because I feel like touching an angel lol