Hysterically funny... or maybe just sad. I can't decide

Started by Iniquitous, December 02, 2011, 01:08:04 PM

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Iniquitous

So, I found this link on my FB news feed from a friend of mine and I found myself laughing, face palming and groaning. Pretty much at the same time. I can't decide if the stupidity is hilarious or just plain depressing. Either way, have a read.

Texts from Bennet
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Oniya

The one about bath salts made me snicker.  I can just see someone going down to Bed, Bath and Beyond to try to get a fix now.
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Capone

I couldn't read that far down. I have to cling to hope that this is all a joke and not actually someone talking at all.

Wonder if this will go all "Shit My Dad Says" and get a crappy sitcom, too?


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Heartland

Ahhhh good old Texts from Bennett. I feel sorry for the poster of the texts and can only hope that Bennett never procreates lol.
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