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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Granted, but your wife do be leavin' you and slowly taking you for every penny.

I be wishin' for a compass that points to gold instead 'O the North.

Monkeys Razor

Granted it always points to Gold, sadly none of it will be yours.

I wish for space ship.

Chasseybaby

Granted! Though the cost to fill it with fuel is too much for you to pay for, and it becomes a lawn decoration.

I wish for mischievous powers  >:)

MiraMirror

Granted, but the mischievous powers only ever activate when it's inconvenient for you.

I wish I had comfort food or something.
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Monkeys Razor

Granted you get all the comfort food you want until you grow so obese you can't move - or something.

I wish I was a King.

Rhedyn

Granted, but your life is now riddled with constant assassination attempts.

I wish I could spend the entire day napping.

Monkeys Razor

Granted and now you never awake.

I wish I could go to Mars.

CaptainNexus616

Granted, but you didn't wish for a spacesuit so your face explodes just like in Total Recall (The original with Arnold Schwarzenegger )

I wish I had a transformer
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Chasseybaby

Granted! But there is some assembly required...

Wish for summer to never end!

Boatman

Granted summer will never end, but you have fallen through a hole into winter. Bad luck.

I wish I was on a dessert (chocolate?) island with my favourite girl.
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Chasseybaby

Granted! But the chocolate volcano lava wipes out your island and separates you both forever

Wish I could be spy!  ;D


Boatman

Granted.. you can be a spy in the sky satellite. Presses launch button and waves.

I wish I could have as many wishes as I liked.
History, where creative writing was born.

Chasseybaby

Awww I realized my reply was very similar to pompeii... :'(

Granted! But your hit by flying tardis and wind up in a coma...

Wish to go on a proper movie date with a nice guy

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but it is the worst movie you have ever seen and the guy turns out to be gay.

I wish that I could find a magic lamp.
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Chasseybaby

Granted! But I am the genie, all your wishes will become corrupted!  >:)

Wish I had some chocolate cupcakes ^^ sweet tooth kicking in...

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but they trapped inside a transparent box that can not be opened by anything in the universe.


Wish I had some Tylenol.
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CaptainNexus616

@ChassyBaby: Flying Tardis good one lol


Granted, but it doesn't work. Betcha you wished for extra strength now don't cha?

I wish I had a Cosmic Cube!
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Mercurio123

Granted, but when it finally arrives in the post yo notice it was a typo and it is a Comic cube.

I wish my new laptop had arrived today.

Chasseybaby

Granted! They forgot to pack the power cord...

I wish I could be the Doctors companion! >.<

Mercurio123

Granted, you are Doctor Frankenstein's companion, not sure why you wanted that he's bound to experiment and use you for parts.

I wish my wishes weren't being corrupted.

CaptainNexus616

Granted but now your wishes are only in your dreams.

I wish I was the Doctor and Chasseybaby was my companion ;)
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Chasseybaby

Granted! But Im exterminated before we have adventure together. :(

Wish Matt Smith played another season...


CaptainNexus616

Granted Matt Smith played another season...of golf. (Lol can't wrap my mind around the Doctor playing golf)

I wish Christopher Eccletson had another season as the Doctor he was

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Chasseybaby

Granted! Rates on the first episode bankrupted the BBC and they no longer can air the season.

I wish I was born at the beginning of the month instead of at the end.

Monkeys Razor

Granted you are now born at the beginning of the month, sadly though your early years are now plagued with the civil war that was just coming to an end before you were originally born and your life will never be as it was originally intended due to these very early traumas that you only recall when you sleep or try and have sex.

I wish I could be 6ft 6 tall.