Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Sybl

You need Glasses Belle! Do you see a man here? Geez, I am out of here.

Linwood Badr

I thought I told you I'm wearing the strongest pair they could give me! Maybe if you spent more time around I wouldn't forget what you looked like /sniffs/ all those modeling shoots are just an excuse aren't they?

Anesa

An honest mistake?  An HONEST MISTAKE?  You had Sybl in our bed and you stand there trying to tell me you "thought" she was me???   An HONEST MISTAKE??  If that's the case, you don't need glasses babe...you need a cane and a seeing eye dog.  I'm through with you, you two-timing SNAKE!!

Jet

I could never mistake you for someone else, but I get the feeling I'm not the most important person in your life, so I will just leave you to them.
If I had wanted your opinion, I would have taken it from you.
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Belle33

You always want to go out to some smoky bar.  I'd like to have a nice picnic in the park now and then.  Since you won't compromise - I'm afraid it's over. *sobs*

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elone

The last time we picnicked it rained like 2 drops and you moaned all day about your hair. Then it was the ants and bugs. Face it, you are not an outdoors girl. You don't know what you want, neither do I, but I know one thing, it isn't you. Bye.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

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Sybl

Once again you have me mixed up with another. That's it. Good bye.

Kazuume

Really? You say the same thing every time. I'm so over it. bye!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Elfboi1337

Quit bitching, at least I have a somewhat normal life. I cannot deal with your binge drinking, and loose sexual life. I am so over you.

Kazuume

The dog, why did it have to be the dog!  You need to see a psychologist!  That's just sick!  Good bye!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Elfboi1337

At least I am open minded! The only thing open about you is your mouth, as you stand slack jawed shying away from all healthy social interactions. Your a sociopath of sorts, and yes I have seen your history. Loli? At least the dog is of age.

Belle33

I'm all for kinky - but I can't be with a guy who says his ex was a bitch - and means it literally.  It's over!

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Splackwell

Really? did you have to blow the pizza guy because you didn't have a tip? We are done!
If it looks good enough to eat, I'll make it wet enough to drink.

Belle33

I lied - the "pizza guy" was your brother.  We're running away together.  Sorry.  Bye!

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Zaphod

What!!? You ate all the icecream we were supposed to have kinky fun with? That's it. You are out.

Belle33

You have a lot of nerve talking to me about ice cream when you've never shared any with me! *spanks and leaves, yelling behind me*  We are through!!!

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Zaphod

I am breaking up with you for the following reasons

- Rattling my bones
- Turning me over and over
- Making me a disaster
- Making my heart beat faster.

It's too much!

Kazuume

I'm tired of you always looking at her! Good bye!  XD
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Belle33

It's crazy how gorgeous you are.  I'm afraid it's causing me to obsess a bit.  So, I'm going to get out before I lose complete control and make a fool of myself.  Bye gorgeous.

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Zaphod

I am breaking up with you for the exact same reason! Goodbye, Belle.

Belle33

Ditto!  I'm of to find someone less attractive! 

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Zaphod

I can't focus on work if you are going to be dressed like this everyday! And I really need this job. Can we break up so that I can make a living?

Belle33

You have to stop showing up at my job.  If I get fired - we're done.

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Zaphod

Your job is more important than me? Okay! Marry your job then. I am calling off our engagement.

Kazuume

The socks on the floor is the last straw. Do your own laundry, I'm leaving.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki