Breakup with the person above you!

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SummerWhispers

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Well you do look good laying around on the beach but lets face it, that is one of my all time favorite pass times....so this is of course over. I mean we both cannot lay around in the sun all day, one of us has to work, and I am not to fond of it being me. I am off to look for a mate that perhaps works and entertains me through the night, sorry I guess I am just to demanding.

Proud Geek

Summer,


You are beautiful and that can be seen by everyone. That's the point, you enjoy people looking at you all the time. You wear skimpy clothing just to get attention from others. I thought my attention was enough for you but obviously I was wrong. This just isn't going to work out.

Songbird

Dear Proud Geek,

I'm sorry to have to tell you this by letter, but it's just not going to work between us. Don't get me wrong, I care about you deeply, but I just can't take that stetson hat anymore. In the beginning I thought it was cute, but when you refused to make love unless you were wearing it, I knew something was wrong. I need a fun, kind, geeky man, not a fun, kind, geeky man with a hat fixation. I'll be gone by the time you read this. I've included the phone number of a good therapist, and I've taken the cat with me. Farewell, and may you someday find it within yourself to set your hat on fire.

Songbird
... Babe of the Bounteous Bosom, Mistress of the Comma, Saint of Submission, Her Succubian Majesty, the Non-Prescription Viagra, The Beauty with the Booty, The Hussy Who is Busty, Curvaceous Muse, Hopeless Romantic, Horny Marshmallow, History Whore, Captured Maiden, Innocent Angel, Sex Kitten, Dutiful Daughter, Nubile Nerd, and One Wordy Wench. 💗

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Falstaff

Birdy,

I am breaking up with you only to have make up sex...my God!  If it is anything like what we had before...this should be awesome!

I will be at the hotel, the key to the room is in your pocket.

Fals

Songbird

Falstaff,

Of all the stupid reasons to break up! I an disgusted and appalled! We're through!

Found the key. Meet you at 6. Don't forget the ropes!

Birdy
... Babe of the Bounteous Bosom, Mistress of the Comma, Saint of Submission, Her Succubian Majesty, the Non-Prescription Viagra, The Beauty with the Booty, The Hussy Who is Busty, Curvaceous Muse, Hopeless Romantic, Horny Marshmallow, History Whore, Captured Maiden, Innocent Angel, Sex Kitten, Dutiful Daughter, Nubile Nerd, and One Wordy Wench. 💗

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Devil's Advocate

Songbird,

The past few months with you have lifted me to heights I have never known.  Perhaps it was because we both were approved around the same time on E.  I just kept wanting to experience that feeling over and over again.  But now, birdy, you have flown to others.  You have neglected me.  You have caused me to fall from those heights that I have known with you.

As a result, I have no choice but find a nice succubus to cuddle up with from now on.  I hope you have found whatever you're looking for but the two of us will be coming for your soul soon.

Sincerely,

DA
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A/a's

The trouble with resisting temptation is that is may never come again!

Elina

Counsel,
You stole that client from me, filed a motion late, and I caught you with the judge.  It's over.
Elina

Devil's Advocate

(LMFAO @ Elina)

Elina,

I always heard that more of a good thing could not be a bad thing.  However, another attorney with me is one too many for the world.  In fact, I've come to the conclusion that it can only lead to constant arguments and while that might be rather stimulating in a courtroom, it is not in the bedroom.  So, we'll have to part and, oh, by the way, that million dollar client that walked in the door is mine, not yours.  See you in court.  :P

DA
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A/a's

The trouble with resisting temptation is that is may never come again!

SummerWhispers

Court and lawyers....I talking about sun and warm breezes on hot glistening skin. Cool tropical drinks served to me on while I lay on the hot sand. Oh no it is not going to work out, I have to find a more accommodating mate...indeed.

Trouble1

Summer,

We are never ever ever... get back together.
O/O

Aislinn

Tib -

I found someone who has a bigger sword than you...

-Aislinn
"I am the one thing in life I can control
I am inimitable I am an original
I'm not falling behind or running late
I'm not standing still,
I am lying in wait.”


Galanthor

Aislinn,
I'm not ready to wear a crown that matches yours yet, so i'll have to break up.

Aislinn

Galanthor,

I don't like my face pinched like that....so sorry. Besides, you know I look better in the crown.
"I am the one thing in life I can control
I am inimitable I am an original
I'm not falling behind or running late
I'm not standing still,
I am lying in wait.”


Moraline

I'm breaking up with you.

There can be only one princess!  ...*queues Highlander theme music*

Princes(s') Of the Universe - Queen

Galanthor

I can't live with you decapicating princesses, it's over

SummerWhispers

I am sorry, but I my season is  soon going to be upon me, and I will be spending all my  time on my beach, and my nights prowling the boardwalk. So  it is for the best I take care of getting rid of all entanglements now, so as not to ruin my new beginning for the up coming season. You do understand I am sure...we go through this each year...see you  in the fall, love.

Falstaff

Summer,  I adore you and would do anything for you.  But the way you worship the sun is getting a little scary.  Putting on that weird outfit, playing that noise you call music and gyrating all over the beach...c'mon baby.  All our friends have complained about it, yet you continue to do it.  Then the police had to carry you away that one afternoon...remember?  The doctors said the pills would help, but you threw them down the toilet.  I cannot go on taking care of you when you don't even try to take care of yourself.

I am sorry love...I must move on and find another lady that will complete me.

I wish you the best in your recovery...I put some more pills in the top drawer, in case you decide to get the help you need.


BlightRaptor

Falstaff,

I told you we both have to say "no homo!" before anything got started, so it wouldn't count! I'm not ready to be partners... for life.... life partners!

-BR

Galanthor

Sorry, but i only just found out what kind of superhero you are and i think i like spiderman more

Moraline

Dearest <insert name here>,

I'm sorry, I go through so many lovers that I'm not sure what your name is.

I am breaking up with you. <insert some made up reasons here>. I want you to know that it's not personal and I really did like you and <insert some obscure non-committal compliment here>.

The time that we spent together over the last <insert date here> will be cherished. Please delete my number from your phone.

<insert some term of endearment>,

~ Moraline

SummerWhispers

Its got to end, you have the most beautiful skin, there is no way we can lay on the beach together, or at least not without  me having to spend all my time rubbing sunblock on your body.


So I am off to find a partner to spend some warm lazy days and hot sultry evenings with.

Falstaff

Summer,

I truly enjoyed spending all this time on the beach with you.  But I heard Moraline just became available and...well...it's Moraline...right?  Have you seen her?

I would love to talk more, but I gotta run and see if I can find her before someone else does.

Enjoy the sun.

HannibalBarca

Sorry Falstaff...I'll be open and frank.  This dalliance turned into a firestorm, but like all firestorms, it burned everything it touched, including me.  Besides, my biorhythms are saying 'woman' now instead of 'man', so I'm off to find Moraline before you!
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Songbird

Dear Hannibal,

I don't know how to say this, so I'll be blunt. We're through. I'm sorry. I really tried to make it work between us, but it's really hard to get cozy with a man who never takes his helmet off. It was sexy at first, but now it's just weird. And if I hear you yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" just once more, I swear you will be one spear the less. I wish you the best, but as far as we are concerned, its over.

Yours no longer,

Birdy
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