Corrupt a wish

[diamonedsky]

Granted, you are now a prostitute and are an expert in the arts of passion ;)

I wish I had longer hair.

[MasterOfKittens]

Granted, you now have 70 feet of hair coming out of every inch of your body.

I wish I had a new sword.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you cut off your arm and part of your shoulder when you tripped while holding it before you even got to use it.

I wish the world of Harry Potter was real and I had gotten my Hogwarts letter when I turned eleven.

[MasterOfKittens]

Granted, but you were crucially wounded when voldemorte attacked and lost your powers.

I wish I was an Incubus.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted... but you're an impotent incubus :P

I wish I can do and control  magic =v =

[phoenyx]

granted, but it's Death Magic. It only works if you kill someone,

I wish we could really colonize another planet, and I'd get to go.

[Ritsu]

Granted, but then you get eaten by alien tigers.

I wish anytime I had to pay for something I could reach into my pocket and have exact change.

[Tamhansen]

granted. However, you always only have exact change. Your tendency never to tip leads to some serious injury by disgruntled waitresses.

I wish I had more time to spend on here.

[Autumn52]

Granted you lose your your job and now you have lots of time for here

I wish I had a man in my bed right now

[Tamhansen]

Granted, unfortunately it's a grumpy old eunuch who hates women, and doesn't let you anywhere near him.

I wish to find love everlasting.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, a tribe of squirrels falls in love with you, for ever.

I wish I were in Xandi's bed with her.

[Koyume]

Granted, but she's sick with the flu, very contagious, and in no mood to do anything but sleep and mope.

I wish unicorns were real.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but unicorns are also viscous, and your wish is where the blame is cast when half the world dies.

I wish I had thought to eat dinner earlier.

[Deamonbane]

Happens... you hog out, and wake up feeling sick tomorrow... and you have that important presentation too...

I wish that all corrupt politicians would get too sick to take office...

[Tamhansen]

Granted. Unfortunately since all politicians are at least a little bit corrupt there is no political leadership at all. This leads to rebellions, riots and civil wars around the world eventually ending Jin a nuclear holocaust.

I wish I was back home.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you lose the memories and values of your lifetime. You are home, but you have no concepts of right or wrong that came from your experiences. You must live life over again in a shorter time frame.

I wish I could sense what others were feeling.

[Deamonbane]

Granted, but now you know what everybody is feeling by feeling the same emotions... you have an emotional breakdown in short order...

I wish I could fly...

[Poppy]

Granted. Good luck getting down, Bane. :D

I wish Bane was my ...aherm, how to keep this PG-13?...personal buddy? XD

[Tamhansen]

Granted, bane is now your personal, automated fully ken-style robot pall.
Unfortunately, like this board he is fully pg 13,

I wish I had my own private island.

[Poppy]

*beats her head against the wall* oh, hell. At least he's still fun at a PG-13 Level.

Granted. Too bad your now the only one allowed to step foot on it, and you can't leave.

I wish for you in my bed wearing your birthday suit.

[Tamhansen]

Poof I'm there. Unfortunately for both of us, you are instantly transported to my bed.
The bane doll stays though.

I want you to be with me, in your birthday suit.

[Poppy]

Poof, I am there. Unfortunately Bane follows and hogs me, not letting you touch anything but my left foot.

I wish I could magically drop ten pounds.

[Tamhansen]

Hmm, you suddenly find fifteen dollars and change, ( or equivalent amount in local currency missing from your wallet.

I wish I could have a party with all my elliquiy friends

[Poppy]

Granted. uh oh, the people you dislike have followed.

I wish I didn't have to keep to PG-13.

[Tamhansen]

Granted. However you are no longer able to post here.

I wish I had the power of approval for E.