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Started by Sandman02, February 09, 2011, 09:10:24 PM

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Sandman02

  For everybody that is naive enough to think that Skynet was just some plot device in some movie, consider the following: clocks and furniture that get energy by consuming organisms...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/02/07/133432897/meat-eating-furniture

  Methinks it be only a matter of time before Watson, the computer AI that will be challenging the best Jeopardy champions next week, develops a taste for human flesh...

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lustynova

I'm never sitting on a couch again....but it might be funny to hear someone say, "Is it really 5:30 or did you forget to feed the clock again?!"

Shjade

Quote from: lustynova on February 10, 2011, 04:22:37 PM
it might be funny to hear someone say, "Is it really 5:30 or did you forget to feed the clock again?!"
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lustynova

Quote from: Shjade on February 10, 2011, 09:52:20 PM
Mum, have you seen Fluffy today? I can't find him anywhere.

Great, the clock ate the cat. The couch ate the dog and Timmy is missing a limb because he was playing on the love seat.

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I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.


No chance! She's a bloody Terminator!!

Shadax

This is just... disturbing.

You say terminator, but can you imagine the pure horror if those films had used this idea as well?! Eep!! *flees to the woods because the sofa is no longer safe!!*
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